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(NYPost)   If Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cabaret and Red Lobster were to get in on a joint venture, this is what it would look like   ( nypost.com) divider line
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11988 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jan 2014 at 2:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-22 03:05:32 PM  
8 votes:
is meatloaf on the menu?
2014-01-22 02:53:52 PM  
3 votes:
This place has everything.

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2014-01-22 01:29:58 PM  
3 votes:
If Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cabaret got together, it would be called "Rocky Horror Show"
2014-01-22 03:34:28 PM  
2 votes:
Well, that would be a rather tender subject...

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/Brad gets it...
//Janet gets it...
///Rocky gets it, but he doesn't care.
2014-01-22 02:56:57 PM  
2 votes:
Every Rocky Horror Show is a joint venture, subby.

// may my garters not snap, may my tits not fall out, and may a good time be had by all
// gay-men
2014-01-22 07:58:01 PM  
1 vote:
Times like this I sorta "get" 9/11
2014-01-22 04:08:16 PM  
1 vote:

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I am very much a pacifist but I'm afraid I wouldn't make it past the salad without punching this guy two, maybe three times.

Please don't tell me where he keeps the drawn butter.
2014-01-22 04:05:08 PM  
1 vote:
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I am very much a pacifist but I'm afraid I wouldn't make it past the salad without punching this guy two, maybe three times.
2014-01-22 04:04:00 PM  
1 vote:
You know, quite frankly, if either one of these two tried to show me to a table...

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... I think I'd go home and send out for pizza.

don't care for seafood anyway.
2014-01-22 03:48:59 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, you big city folk and your high falutin' lifestyle.
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2014-01-22 03:25:22 PM  
1 vote:
Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!  Im teure Lebensmittel, au repas cher, to over-priced food!
2014-01-22 03:14:45 PM  
1 vote:

Pugdaddyk: is meatloaf on the menu?

Damn it, Janet
d23 [BareFark]
2014-01-22 03:09:27 PM  
1 vote:
I am sorry.. it doesn't even TOUCH the Japanese Femme-bot bar...

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Please franchise this, PLEEASE!!
2014-01-22 03:07:51 PM  
1 vote:
This sounds relevant to my interests...
2014-01-22 03:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes it just feels good to say"I'm too old for this shiat".
2014-01-22 02:17:03 PM  
1 vote:
Gawd it just sounds awful. Like some horrible pastiche' of every nouveau riche' fantasy there is combined with being forced to interact with total strangers. *shudder*
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