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2014-01-21 08:16:22 PM  
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Jesus take another head and rides the Quickening.
2014-01-21 08:22:05 PM  
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With  all the lightning bolts hitting Jeebus, I am reminded of this.

There once was a man from Alsace
Who's balls were fashioned from brass
When he banged them together
He played 'Stormy Weather'
And lightning came out of his ass.
2014-01-21 08:18:10 PM  
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Christians, don't you think G-d is trying to tell you something about "Make no graven images" and something else about not worshiping idols?!

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2014-01-21 11:56:37 PM  
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2014-01-21 11:11:44 PM  
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saturn badger: Haven't they heard of lightning rods?

Electricity is just a theory
2014-01-21 09:40:58 PM  
1 vote:
They're just putting up the new sign.

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/Hot like a big-titted police girl
//Or a lawn dart made out of a Blackbird
2014-01-21 08:35:15 PM  
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2014-01-21 08:21:35 PM  
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Mambo Bananapatch: If I were an omnipotent ultrabeing, puny human statues of me would be an affront. I'd destroy their pathetic efforts with a whim, and then I'd enslave them and have them build a statue of me that was 32 kilometres in height. If it fell I'd smite all of them and send them to Hell, and then I'd enslave a new batch, and if they failed I'd destroy them too.

And you better believe I'd get laid a lot more than I do now.

Artist's representation of your statue right?
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