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(News.com.au)   Military impotent to stop Viagra theft   ( news.com.au) divider line
    More: Fail, Viagra, British, british ministry of defence, roofing  
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2014-01-21 02:37:49 PM  
The British military stockpiles Viagra?
2014-01-21 03:00:18 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: The British military stockpiles Viagra?

I guess upper lips aren't the only thing they want to keep stiff.
2014-01-21 04:01:47 PM  

2014-01-21 04:24:57 PM  
British boys bouncing boners bobbing about...
2014-01-21 05:20:42 PM  
So they stole stabby things and things that can make other things stabby.

Stabbies for everyone.
2014-01-21 05:42:38 PM  
If they find the culprits I expect a stiff sentence?
2014-01-21 05:45:15 PM  
So when I first read the headline, I thought it said vagina theft.  Spent the last two hours on the internet trying to see if they were being resold as is or just parted out.  Been a good 2 hours.
2014-01-21 06:18:57 PM  
They must not be used to dealing with hardened criminals.
2014-01-21 06:49:05 PM  
They just have to do a "short arm" inspection"" and check for excessive "standing to attention".

** Military leaders are perverts.
2014-01-21 07:38:45 PM  
I'm sure some hard investigation will probe deeply into this issue.  They will get to the point and thrust forward until they get a firm understanding of the situation.

They won't limply walk away from this one, flaccidly admitting defeat.  They won't go soft on this issue, failing to penetrate to the truth of the matter.

No, they shall stand erect until they erupt with the truth!

2014-01-22 12:08:27 AM  
Oh geez the things about Viagra that I don't want to remember about my time working in a pharmacy.

/birth control at least had a few..."awesome" moments.
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