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(Click Orlando)   Student kicked out of school for getting a 'A' in economics   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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19419 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jan 2014 at 1:37 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-21 02:50:23 PM  
5 votes:
I blame the career counselor who told him to get a "Farking Job" and the kid took the advice literally.
2014-01-21 12:18:50 PM  
5 votes:
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2014-01-21 02:47:47 PM  
2 votes:

jst3p: Halstread: Although not quite apples to apples, I don't know if I would want my 16 year old daughter going to school with Peter North.  Somehow I think the birds and the bees talk would be a bit more difficult to explain.  I can see where parents and politics might have forced the administrations hand.  I don't know where I stand on this one though.

If your daughter is still learning about the birds and bees at 16 you failed already.

No doubt, thankfully I don't have a 16 year old daughter, or any children for that matter.  That said, I'm sure there are plenty of 16 year olds that haven't had the talk yet.  The birds and the bees talk has quite a different "starting point" when your children come home after sitting at the lunch table with Jenna Jameson.
2014-01-21 02:31:49 PM  
2 votes:
He's being punished for taking a job away from a Florida teacher.
2014-01-21 01:50:06 PM  
2 votes:

thermo: apparently, from the comments on the article page, he's going gay porn.... and that probably freaks everyone out. Except his mom, who is quite proud.

He was facing some hard times.  He sucked it up and bent over forwards and backwards to make ends meet.  In the end, he was a better man in the eyes of his mother.

/picturing Sonny Boy with three cawks stuck in his mouth -- now that's a face only a mother could love.
2014-01-21 01:42:27 PM  
2 votes:
"He stood up and he was the man of the house when I couldn't be."
True words, Porn Mom, true words.
2014-01-21 06:40:02 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if the mentally-challenged operatives in school administrations/boards sit around in their meetings and table ideas with the express purpose of looking stupid?
2014-01-21 03:49:15 PM  
1 vote:
Hell, if I'd known people would pay me to jerk off when I was 18, I wouldn't still be paying for student loans.
2014-01-21 02:27:13 PM  
1 vote:
Brandon St. Randy approves.

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2014-01-21 02:04:01 PM  
1 vote:
Need to match him up with the 30ish Language Arts teacher.   FARK thread made in heaven.
2014-01-21 01:58:34 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a... risky business.
2014-01-21 01:48:01 PM  
1 vote:
His next series of films will pretty much write themselves now.

/Boom chicka wow wow
2014-01-21 12:52:11 PM  
1 vote:

question_dj: Wait.  Much confuse.  He's being expelled because other kids are using their phones to download his porn and show it to other students at the school?

Wait, what?

Because it probably makes the school principal feel conflicted in the pants and has to go say 10 Hail Marys, or give $1,000 to the local fundie church, or whatever it is they do to keep lodged deep in the closet and try to feel good about it.
2014-01-21 12:29:44 PM  
1 vote:
Wait.  Much confuse.  He's being expelled because other kids are using their phones to download his porn and show it to other students at the school?

Wait, what?
2014-01-21 11:53:00 AM  
1 vote:
How did his classmates find out?
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