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(WTOP)   Dating experts can analyze your relationship potential by looking at the contents of your fridge. Guess it's time to move those severed heads   ( wtop.com) divider line
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2014-01-21 12:35:33 PM  
5 votes:
While we're on the subject, did you know that you can fit a lot more than just the chest into a chest freezer? You can get a whole body in there, they totally need to change the name of those things.
2014-01-21 03:05:33 PM  
3 votes:

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Commitment issues
2014-01-21 03:01:36 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-21 02:36:44 PM  
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2014-01-21 03:11:23 PM  
1 vote:

zulius: Lesse: defrosting chicken, milk, eggs, spankbank, pre-packages of salad, assortment of veggies, yeast for the bread maker, and jelly. What does that say?

You invest. Whether actual stock or the things you buy. I don't expect you to own much, but what you do own is expensive and has a long lifespan. You'd rather avoid buying cheap until you can buy expensive. That includes car and furniture.
You think ahead, are healthy though not necessarily skinny (though maybe).
You live alone, or with an extremely, extremely like-minded person.
Other people see you as somewhat boring. They will be surprised by what you will achieve once you hit your financial target and you start off on your bucket list. Which you have written down, don't you? Or memorized.
You work long hours and might have a hobby that doesn't get the heart racing or are into very specific tv series.
You are very well liked at work (good work ethic), but have very few actual close friends. Nobody you'd hang out with after work.
You might belong to a club that has something to do with the hobby, but also, well loved but no close friends.
You are also 25-35 with a margin of -/+ 5 years.
Very close (emotionally) to your parent(s) who instilled this type of thinking and personality.

If you are a guy, you will attract and fall for a crazy lady who will be great fun but will drive you nuts and eat into your nest-egg. But you will truly love her.
If you are a lady, you will be alone until you start on your bucket list and ease up. Then a guy will pass through the moment you have your guard down.

That is if God grants you long life, which with your healthy (and currently boring. Sorry) lifestyle I don't see why not.

/I'm the Mentalist and Psychic Friends Network wrapped into one.
//disclaimer. All of this might be blown away by whatever you have in the cupboards, especially if you have chocolate cereal. But you don't, do you? You have something sensible.
///sychic slashies

Sweet, you also give and/or do charity and NO ONE KNOWS.
until now :)
I'm gonna check your profile now if there is any pic, I expect it to be in 'smart' attire. But no. You decided against putting your pic, right?
Don't change, good things will happen "in-sha-Allah" (God willing)
2014-01-21 02:58:40 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-21 02:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
Just remember this handy rhyme:

"If ice cream in the freezer thou see,
after marriage thrice the size she'll be"
2014-01-21 02:15:27 PM  
1 vote:
"Stonehill says whenever he went back to a woman's apartment, he would check her fridge. "

For his sake, I hope that was a euphemism for something.
2014-01-21 02:14:15 PM  
1 vote:

Chimpasaurus: You can tell a lot about someone from their fridge. I know a 40 yr old man that has nothing but in his fridge besides beer, kool-aid, cream cheese, tartar sauce, ketchup, and cans of refried beans. His freezer has pizzas and fishsticks.  One should not be surprised that this guy is a degenerate, pathetic man-baby.

Hey,didn't I tell you to stay out of my fridge?  Seriously.
2014-01-21 01:54:20 PM  
1 vote:
FYI, don't let the author in your house. He will snoop through all your shiat. If you let him in your bathroom, then he's already searched through your medicine cabinet. Chances are, your panty drawer has been compromised.
2014-01-21 01:51:01 PM  
1 vote:
Can you still eat Kraft mayonnaise after it's been open for three years? Looks OK. Smells OK. May not contain any real mayonnaise.

I hate buying a bottle of mayonnaise, taking out two scoops to make tartar sauce or a sandwich, and then throwing it away.

Where can I buy mayonnaise in those handy packets they use in restaurants? Wait a mo'. Why am I asking Farkers? I can buy them at the Deli.
2014-01-21 01:48:37 PM  
1 vote:
I think I will go home tonight and clean out my fridge.

There's a package of pâté and some sandwich meat in there that look perfectly fresh but are so old I don't dare open them for fear they crumble like Dracula in the Jamaican Sun.
2014-01-21 01:32:46 PM  
1 vote:
"...to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, till death makes you parts... "
2014-01-21 01:21:11 PM  
1 vote:
" An extra bottle of wine, some cheese, crackers and appetizers can go a lot further than one might think in the eyes of a potential mate. Stonehill says he loves seeing a fridge that is ready to host an impromptu gathering of friends "

I don't keep crackers in the fridge, guess I'm a bad host.
2014-01-21 12:16:31 PM  
1 vote:
Natural Harvest?
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