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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Professor lies about his laptop getting stolen instead of cleaning all the porn off of it   ( press-citizen.com) divider line
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2014-01-20 02:52:04 PM  
3 votes:

GameSprocket: What the hell is a "one-hitter"?

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Have one just like it.

/tobacco use only
2014-01-20 03:12:11 PM  
2 votes:

Thingster: That must be some grade A stuff (or this guy is pretty dim - he is a professor and all), to report the computer stolen to save his porn.

He's a lecturer who teaches jazz trumpet and his band, Equilateral, still has its website located at MySpace. - no requirement for computer competence here.

A "one hitter" camouflaged as a cigarette:

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2014-01-20 02:48:38 PM  
2 votes:

GameSprocket: What the hell is a "one-hitter"?

We had "Dugouts": The one-hitter looked like a  cigarette-sized baseball bat, you pushed it down into some weed and then the tip of it held enough pot for one hit. Some of them looked like cigs too.
2014-01-20 02:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
i realize not everyone has money to throw around,
but having your own personal laptop for porn (and whatever else one might use a computer for) seems like a good investment.
2014-01-20 02:42:07 PM  
2 votes:
What the hell is a "one-hitter"?
2014-01-20 02:41:38 PM  
2 votes:
Porn on his work computer?

Good work professor.
2014-01-20 11:44:17 PM  
1 vote:
I think if it were child porn they'd have found it.

More likely he didn't have much money and figured that he could lie about the old one, use it at his house, and get a new one issued for work.

Which is really stupid, but more likely than his story.
2014-01-20 04:31:41 PM  
1 vote:

Day_Old_Dutchie: Unoriginal_Username: GanjSmokr: "Police executed a search warrant and found the laptop - along with a small container of marijuana and a one-hitter - in Sandy's house, according to complaints."

Well, the important thing is we got one more raping, murdering, pot-head off the street.

/this article should finally prove that all pot smokers are heavy into porn
//I am no exception.

But not all porn users are into pot.

/porn is a gateway drug.

The cops must have thought BONUS! when they found that stash.  Two for one!

They prob thought 'Jesus what a dbag for wasting out time. Oh this stupid asshole has pot on his desk, llet's add that one cause fark him'
2014-01-20 04:29:22 PM  
1 vote:
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He needed a place for his stuff...
2014-01-20 03:17:03 PM  
1 vote:

CleanAndPure: miss diminutive: Downloading porn on his work computer? Idiot.

I always borrow someone else's work computer when downloading pr0n.

Make sure to spread the pr0n randomly across at least 45 separate nested folders.

It's like Easter!
2014-01-20 03:07:46 PM  
1 vote:
Two words, flash drive.
2014-01-20 03:05:10 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: Downloading porn on his work computer? Idiot.

I always borrow someone else's work computer when downloading pr0n.
2014-01-20 03:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
Downloading porn on his work computer? Idiot.
2014-01-20 02:41:11 PM  
1 vote:
How the hell did he get porn on his laptop? I've never once seen a laptop with a VHS player on it.

Are there VHS players with USB compatibility? Oh my god what have I been missing out on all these years?!
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