Lee451: Is subby telling us he wants to be bribed with gays?
Wanebo: What if the gays start bribing, or the bribes are quite gay?/That boom you just heard was your mind exploding.
rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.
bbfreak: Yeah right. These games are probably the most bribery full games ever. 51 billion for a freaking winter games. That's more than China's most expensive summer game.Certainly puts the United States bribery history in winter games to shame. Russia: Oh, you bribed to get the games? Cute. In Russia we bribe EVERYONE, 30 billion dollars disappears like that! Silly Americans.
czetie: tinfoil-hat maggie: I think I've mentioned my surprise at Putin hugging up with the Orthodox churchThink of it as the Russian equivalent of the Republican party courting the Moral Majority back in the Reagan years. Doctrinaire authoritarianism attracts doctrinaire authoritarianism.
ohsoferrety: rhiannon: Surely it can't be that difficult to go without gay sex for 2 weeks. I've gone without straight sex for much longer periods.At the Olympics? Are you kidding? A bunch of hot buff men wandering around throwing poles and showing off their gymnastic abilities? If I was there, I'd have to be getting laid every night to not explode./gay
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styckx: Am I the only one with a bad feeling something truly awful is going to happen at this Olympics? That video posted by terrorists would make my refund tickets immediately.. fark Russia and fark any of that shiat.. Not worth the very real risk..
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