theflatline: I took Ambien for three years in ever increasing doses, literally could not sleep without it.I would wake up to find that I had prepared and eaten a huge meal, cleaned the house, or taken the trash out in my birthday suit.My wife said I would wake up and get on the internet make phone calls, have sex with her, and she thought I was fine, and did not remember any of it the next day.The straw that broke the camels back is when she said I was naked pissing in the patio with dick in one hand and chicken wing in the other.I went cold turkey and the DTs were horrible. But I am two years clean and I sleep fine now, but would not recommend that crap to my worst enemy.
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