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(   New Jersey has been colluding with insurance companies to import coyotes in order to reduce the deer population. What a wily idea   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, New Jersey, Pennsylvania Game Commission, deer population, David Swarter, Leo Deiter, Perry County, conspiracy, Western Pennsylvania  
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2014-01-19 02:30:39 PM  
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abhorrent1: I find it odd that there's actually someone who exports coyotes for a living.

I hear you can order one from the Acme Catalog.
2014-01-19 03:31:51 PM  
2 votes:
I need glasses.

I read that as bringing in coyotes to reduce the derper population.
2014-01-19 02:31:49 PM  
2 votes:
At last a brewing scandal which Governor Chris Christie had nothing to do with.

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Mmmmm.  Me loves Subway Venison Delite Subs

Or, didn't he?
2014-01-19 02:26:38 PM  
2 votes:
Next they'll be importing road runners to control the coyote population.
2014-01-19 02:25:32 PM  
2 votes:
As an investor in a company that makes rocket skates, I approve.
2014-01-19 02:22:08 PM  
2 votes:
He's angry at New Jersey, but he'll never show it.

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2014-01-19 03:35:09 PM  
1 vote:

Stone Meadow: my books and the web say they cannot fight off cougars.

Nothing can fight off cougars.  They are unstoppable, relentless killing machines and will not stop until you are coug'd.

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2014-01-19 02:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
Super genius.
2014-01-19 02:45:19 PM  
1 vote:
So, when does Christie's plan involve bringing in apes, which will freeze to death when Winter comes?
2014-01-19 02:39:23 PM  
1 vote:
There's more to it than Fark is telling you. These are Three Mile Island coyote descendants. The are radioactive and their scat is poisonous. If you go deep enough into the Warden Tract, you can see them faintly glowing in the dark. I don't knowwhy they imported them, but it's not for any good reason. I'm afraid to go hunting these days.
2014-01-19 02:35:28 PM  
1 vote:

ArcadianRefugee: Also, Road Runner / Wile E Coyote trifecta in play?

Maybe they could just ship coyotes from Oregon to NJ and solve 2 problems?
2014-01-19 02:32:11 PM  
1 vote:
Also, Road Runner / Wile E Coyote trifecta in play?
2014-01-19 02:27:47 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: If you want to reduce deer you probably want a bigger predator like wolves or cougars.

You want wolves, because wolves control coyotes too.

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2014-01-19 02:24:33 PM  
1 vote:
Well, Christie tried to reduce the deer population by closing two lanes on the George Washington Bridge to trap the commuting deers in congestion, but that didn't work.
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