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(NFL)   WILL Manning unleash the Ponies on Brady? CAN the Seahawks take down the 49ers with mighty talons? CRY HAVOC, and let slip the dogs of war. THIS is YOUR 2014 AFC/NFC Championship Games Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 3pm ET on CBS)   (nfl.com) divider line
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2014-01-19 3:00:34 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: At least Brady's earned his torrent of media drool.

Yeah, remember all those times he won a superb owl with a last minute TD? No? Oh right, that wasn't him, that was Vinatieri.


Yeah, Vinatieri had to kick all those from fourth-and-10 from his own 20. Oh, wait. He was in field goal range. Hmmm. How that happen?
 
2014-01-19 3:00:52 PM  

James72: Bunny Deville: James72: Bunny Deville: Oh shiat, Shannon Sharpe has a stick!

Someone needs to memefy that.

Did a rewind and got a few more to choose from


Sweet. Saved them all, now I just gotta think up some funnies.
 
2014-01-19 3:00:53 PM  

Bunny Deville: Wasilla Hillbilly: we can call the cheerleaders the 'Bees Knees' or sumpin

The Honeys.


I'll allow it.
 
2014-01-19 3:01:01 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: At least Brady's earned his torrent of media drool.

Yeah, remember all those times he won a superb owl with a last minute TD? No? Oh right, that wasn't him, that was Vinatieri.

Also Peyton clearly didn't earn his TD and yardage record. Nope, nothing earned there either. I guess you were also saying that Brees didn't earn it when he broke it, either.


I'm sorry, I was unaware Brees broke anything considering the qualifications he heard that Peyton didn't.
 
2014-01-19 3:01:09 PM  

elguerodiablo: [img.fark.net image 850x478]


Nice view!
 
2014-01-19 3:01:11 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: my picks

broncos
seahawks


It would be like an AFC West Superb Owl!
 
2014-01-19 3:01:34 PM  
Sideline reporter:  "What's it going to take?"
Partner:  "A win?"
 
2014-01-19 3:01:35 PM  
Awww Phil Sims.

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Already.
 
2014-01-19 3:01:50 PM  
Would be funny if right now they got word that Manning and Brady are both sick and won't be playing today
 
2014-01-19 3:02:02 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:02:33 PM  
Please don't cry....please don't cry....
 
2014-01-19 3:02:42 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:02:48 PM  
Oops...  wrong image for the 2nd game.  Should have been...

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2014-01-19 3:02:50 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:02:53 PM  

you are a puppet: Would be funny if right now they got word that Manning and Brady are both sick and won't be playing today


Too bad I wasn't around to cough on Manning, I've been sick as shiat for a week.
 
2014-01-19 3:03:05 PM  
That our  WHAT?!was still there?!
 
2014-01-19 3:03:09 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:03:17 PM  
Looks like an absolutely beautiful day in Denver. It's about 58 here, despite every forecast saying 70s today. Booo.
 
2014-01-19 3:03:25 PM  
LET'S DO THIS THING!!!
 
2014-01-19 3:03:28 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 500x417]


'QUESTRIA!

I mean, 'MURICA!
 
2014-01-19 3:03:31 PM  
All right. Game on. I hope the Ponies stomp the hell out of Botox Boy.

Now Champ Bailey's on the screen? Hey, why don't you ask him about his choke-job last year? Let's not have a repeat, OK?

Last thing: can't they find ANYBODY who won't put their own little embellishments on the national anthem? Nobody? Even the musicians do it. It's not your song, it's our song. Quit trying to make it yours.
 
2014-01-19 3:03:36 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:03:48 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:03:57 PM  
Boy it took them long enough to fix that audio.
 
2014-01-19 3:04:07 PM  
I have a dumb question: If we're supposed to take off hats/helmets during the national anthem, why doesn't that apply to do-rags?
 
2014-01-19 3:04:12 PM  
The hockey game on NBC went into overtime. The NFL can't be happy about how this is going to eat into the early-game ratings.
 
2014-01-19 3:04:36 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:04:41 PM  

netweavr: [shechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x310]


I said I wudn't gonna cry!!
 
2014-01-19 3:04:49 PM  
These are the times that try men's souls.  We must pass this obstacle to reach our goal, but we dare not risk looking beyond the obstacle before us.  We exude confidence that we will rise victorious, but we feel the quiver of fear's arrows upon our backs.  Ours is not a suicide mission, yet today we may die.  For this is playoff football, and in playoff football there are no guarantees.  Point spreads and punditry mean nothing today.  Today the titans clash, the unstoppable forces meet the immovable objects.  Our wishes mean nothing, our accomplishments must speak for our souls.  In two weeks we will relish our nachos and beer...but today we sit with our bravado shaken.  This is playoff football.
 
2014-01-19 3:04:55 PM  

buckeyebrain: I have a dumb question: If we're supposed to take off hats/helmets during the national anthem, why doesn't that apply to do-rags?


or hair extensions!
 
2014-01-19 3:05:08 PM  

elguerodiablo: Awww Phil Sims.

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Already.


Always good to get that out of the way.
 
2014-01-19 3:05:16 PM  

buckeyebrain: I have a dumb question: If we're supposed to take off hats/helmets during the national anthem, why doesn't that apply to do-rags?


That's waisis.jpg, that's why.
 
2014-01-19 3:05:29 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: buckeyebrain: I have a dumb question: If we're supposed to take off hats/helmets during the national anthem, why doesn't that apply to do-rags?

or hair extensions!


and pasties!
 
2014-01-19 3:05:37 PM  
Time for the biggest AFC Championship Game since Saving Private Ryan.
 
2014-01-19 3:05:45 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: buckeyebrain: I have a dumb question: If we're supposed to take off hats/helmets during the national anthem, why doesn't that apply to do-rags?

or hair extensions!


It does apply to do-rags... Your head is supposed to be uncovered.
 
2014-01-19 3:05:59 PM  
"The best team's gonna win because weather is not a factor."

Because weather helps the bad teams only.  Got it.
 
2014-01-19 3:06:10 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:06:14 PM  
IT BEGINS!!
 
2014-01-19 3:06:15 PM  
Aw shiat, here we go.  HOOFBALL!
 
2014-01-19 3:06:28 PM  

Earguy: These are the times that try men's souls.  We must pass this obstacle to reach our goal, but we dare not risk looking beyond the obstacle before us.  We exude confidence that we will rise victorious, but we feel the quiver of fear's arrows upon our backs.  Ours is not a suicide mission, yet today we may die.  For this is playoff football, and in playoff football there are no guarantees.  Point spreads and punditry mean nothing today.  Today the titans clash, the unstoppable forces meet the immovable objects.  Our wishes mean nothing, our accomplishments must speak for our souls.  In two weeks we will relish our nachos and beer...but today we sit with our bravado shaken.  This is playoff football.


- Shia Lebeauf
 
2014-01-19 3:06:39 PM  

netweavr: CodeMonkey4Life: buckeyebrain: I have a dumb question: If we're supposed to take off hats/helmets during the national anthem, why doesn't that apply to do-rags?

or hair extensions!

It does apply to do-rags... Your head is supposed to be uncovered.


I noticed Welker's was still on, which triggered the question.
 
2014-01-19 3:06:50 PM  
Time for Brady to exploit Denver's crippled secondary
 
2014-01-19 3:06:51 PM  

Brosephus: I'm going with...


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Which will usher in the first 420 Super Bowl.  Pregame will start at 6:20ET/4:20MT and kickoff will be at 7:20ET/4:20PT


You do know that Google is from (near) San Francisco and Microsoft is from (near) Seattle, yes? You just picked Donks-Niners.
 
2014-01-19 3:06:54 PM  
292 comments before opening kickoff. Is there a record?
 
2014-01-19 3:07:02 PM  
So its come to this. Belichick is the least heinous coach and the Pats are the least heinous team left


Go Patriots.
 
2014-01-19 3:07:11 PM  

vermicious k'nid: Earguy: These are the times that try men's souls.  We must pass this obstacle to reach our goal, but we dare not risk looking beyond the obstacle before us.  We exude confidence that we will rise victorious, but we feel the quiver of fear's arrows upon our backs.  Ours is not a suicide mission, yet today we may die.  For this is playoff football, and in playoff football there are no guarantees.  Point spreads and punditry mean nothing today.  Today the titans clash, the unstoppable forces meet the immovable objects.  Our wishes mean nothing, our accomplishments must speak for our souls.  In two weeks we will relish our nachos and beer...but today we sit with our bravado shaken.  This is playoff football.

- Shia Lebeauf


- Rand Paul
 
2014-01-19 3:07:17 PM  
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2014-01-19 3:07:44 PM  
Rogers-Cromartie hits him like he's one of his kids. Which he may actually be.
 
2014-01-19 3:07:54 PM  
Blount gets stuffed.
 
2014-01-19 3:08:01 PM  
Looks like Blunt... got smoked.

/yeaaaaaaaaaaah
 
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