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(The New York Times)   A murder of crows, a bite of midges, a destruction of cats, a stampede of mourners   ( divider line
    More: Sad, stampede, Indian media, Mohammed Burhanuddin, Pune, snacks, cats  
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4890 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2014 at 8:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-18 09:22:49 PM  
8 votes:
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2014-01-18 09:02:58 PM  
8 votes:
A fap of Farkers.
2014-01-18 08:51:38 PM  
5 votes:
A rape of Republicans.
2014-01-19 08:11:09 AM  
2 votes:
Jeez, you guys are a spock of nerds.
2014-01-19 05:03:15 AM  
2 votes:
An annoyance of cougars.
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2014-01-19 04:14:20 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: A sister of Møøses

A sacking of subtitlers?

macross87: Through the Vatican?

Kinky... I like it.
2014-01-18 09:39:41 PM  
2 votes:

quatchi: *scratches "go on religious pilgrimage in India" off of bucket list*

Just move it to the bottom of the list.
2014-01-18 09:07:19 PM  
2 votes:
A plethora of pinjátas(hopefully not obscure)
2014-01-18 09:00:15 PM  
2 votes:
A quiver of cobras? That doesn't even make sense! They don't have thumbs to pull the arrows back!
2014-01-18 08:56:57 PM  
2 votes:
So is there going to be more people stampeded by the people who are mourning those that got stampeded? There's got to be a mathematical formula to this sorta thing.
2014-01-19 03:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
A chowder of oysters.
2014-01-19 11:59:20 AM  
1 vote:
A Derp of Democrats....
2014-01-19 10:27:45 AM  
1 vote:

DrunkenGator: Oldiron_79: A sister of Møøses

A sacking of subtitlers?

macross87: Through the Vatican?

Kinky... I like it.

A shiatload of dimes
2014-01-19 10:00:51 AM  
1 vote:
A fap of redheads ...

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2014-01-19 12:18:21 AM  
1 vote:
So what do we call this?   (NSFW)
2014-01-18 11:53:28 PM  
1 vote:
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
2014-01-18 09:55:44 PM  
1 vote:
A sister of Møøses
2014-01-18 09:22:08 PM  
1 vote:
i read that as "a bite of midgets".. an
2014-01-18 09:13:27 PM  
1 vote:

kimwim: OneDeltaTenTango: Is that a "rape rape" or a "legitimate rape"?

You said rape twice

That makes it legitimate, I think.
2014-01-18 09:11:17 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: A plethora of pinjátas(hopefully not obscure)

What is obscure, El Guapo?
2014-01-18 09:06:27 PM  
1 vote:

OneNightStand: Here's an idea:
Stop all immigration.
Cut off all foreign aid
Cease all  trade
Problem will correct itself

A derping of trolls.
2014-01-18 09:02:54 PM  
1 vote:
A Fistful Of Feces.
2014-01-18 08:56:58 PM  
1 vote:
A pantsload of politicians?
2014-01-18 08:52:13 PM  
1 vote:
A giggle of blondes.
A suit of lawyers.
A shambles of musicians.
2014-01-18 08:51:34 PM  
1 vote:
A Clever of Velociraptors.
2014-01-18 07:08:30 PM  
1 vote:
Guys, the corpse isn't going anywhere...
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