JohnnyRebel88: Why would they use a sketch artist in hopes of catching someone that made an unwanted comment to a woman?
miss diminutive: As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, "Can I unzip my pants?This, or similar creepy-perv behaviour, has happened to me more than once. I just ignore it and jog on.
jbc: Fake. No one ever asks if they can unzip their sweatpants.And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?
farkingismybusiness: It took him like three hours to finish the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing he's ever done.
pueblonative: Is he wearing a hoodie under a spider man outfit or something?
jbc: And what kind of goofball euphemism is "lewd behavior in Pocket area"?
TehMvnk: Couldn't be a Farker. Name one that goes jogging at ANY time. I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.
thatboyoverthere: TehMvnk: Couldn't be a Farker. Name one that goes jogging at ANY time. I think maybe a fair cross section aren't even awake at 7:15am; I know I'm sure as hell not.I've tried to start jogging but it's always too damn cold up here./Minnesota.
Tenoch: Audrey Hepburn?
99.998er: What a good police sketch might look like:[wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net image 420x315]
Zul the Magnificent: First thing that came to mind:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJnx6DHxK28">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=PJnx6DHxK28
v15: "As she passed him, he allegedly made an unwanted comment to her, then lowered his hand toward his crotch and said, 'Can I unzip my pants?'""Police on Tuesday released a composite sketch (pictured) of the suspect, who was described as Indian, in his late 20s to early 30s, 5 feet 10 inches, to 5 feet 11 inches tall, with a skinny build, and wearing a gray hooded-sweatshirt over a flannel pajama top and gray sweat pants."Zippers on sweat pants? An Indian wearing pants? This woman is a farking liar.
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