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11207 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2014 at 2:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-18 02:17:37 PM  
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xanadian: [31.media.tumblr.com image 400x514]

Funny thing about that promise is why Jews don't convert to Christianity. Just about all of the prophecies that the Christians claim that Jesus "fulfilled" in order to call him the "Jewish messiah" have not occurred. For one thing we're all still assholes to one another, still commit to war and still have endless poverty!
2014-01-18 02:11:55 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-01-18 05:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
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Is jesus a sith lord?
2014-01-18 04:21:55 PM  
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Onli in America...
2014-01-18 04:05:52 PM  
1 vote:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Why worship a benevolent god? He's not going to hurt you. The god you need to fear and appease is the one that will smite you on a whim.

So Yahweh it is.
2014-01-18 03:19:08 PM  
1 vote:
I only post this because just today they posted the new Amon Amarth video, in which I got to be Thor.  Only posting on relevancy:

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2014-01-18 02:53:02 PM  
1 vote:

bearded clamorer: [newmediarockstars.com image 680x389]

This looks pretty good

I hope it gets made and they have a sound track with these guys. If you're into that sound. Enjoy
2014-01-18 02:50:14 PM  
1 vote:
I think everybody should respond to the hoots and grunts of the imaginary alpha ape they like the best.
It's called tolerance, people.
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