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(MLive.com)   "Officer, am I under arrest?" "No, I'm just here to swap my drugs for your sex act." "In that case, YOU'RE under arrest"   ( mlive.com) divider line
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2014-01-18 12:01:32 PM  
5 votes:
The problem was exasperated by his wardrobe choice.

If he'd picked his American Indian chief, construction worker, soldier, biker, or cowboy costume to wear out that night, he'd gotten off lighter.

But no, he had to pick Cop.
2014-01-18 01:04:19 PM  
2 votes:

somemoron: The guy was carrying TWO firearms?

One was his rifle, one was his gun. One was for fighting and one was for fun.
2014-01-18 12:54:17 PM  
2 votes:
reserve police officer Michael Strong showed up at a hotel Tuesday in full uniform with his department-issued handguns
The court also ordered Strong to surrender his law enforcement credentials, including his badge and handgun.

Uh oh.
2014-01-18 12:20:10 PM  
2 votes:
They set up a meeting at the Holiday Inn off US-131 in Oshtemo Township, where Strong showed up in full police uniform with two handguns, a taser and a dispatch radio on him

I swear to god I thought that said TATER, I was thinking "jesus christ man wtf?!?"
2014-01-18 11:42:01 AM  
2 votes:
I think he was a sheriff once...

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2014-01-18 12:19:54 PM  
1 vote:
The township is now working to recruit reserve officers to help fill the void.

Isn't that pretty much what Michael Strong  was attempting to do?

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2014-01-18 12:07:01 PM  
1 vote:
Enemabag Jones: MSP officers created a profile on the website using information Strong "would particularly like," Klotz testified. Strong then contacted the officers, according to the testimony, suggesting a meet-up where Strong would bring drugs including ecstasy, marijuana, cocaine.
His job as a LEO is probably DOA. But a good lawyer could argue entrapment.
\Leaving cars running in bad neighborhoods and booking grindr dates involving party favors is not my idea of fighting crime. It may help the comstat number though.
Those aren't entrapment. Hate them all you want, but providing opportunity alone is not entrapment.
They redid some highway around here. Now it is so nice I have to drive 90. Entrapment!

Why would I want to argue what entrapment is and isn't on fark with someone that smells like they live under a bridge?
2014-01-18 12:03:25 PM  
1 vote:
Since most cops are just a bunch of closeted 'mos anyway I'm guessing they just stumbled upon this gay while doing their usual troll for hook-ups.
2014-01-18 11:47:47 AM  
1 vote:
"No, I'm just here to swap my drugs for your sex act."

Sounds like that could be a factual description of buying someone a drink at a bar.
2014-01-18 11:41:49 AM  
1 vote:

drayno76: Is this the thread where I come to get told 'cops are people too and make mistakes like everyone else' and that we should 'give him a break?'

Yeah screw that.  I say any cop who breaks the law is automatically eligible for the death penalty.

No, it's the thread where I come in to gloat about being older than the perp but still have more hair.
2014-01-18 11:40:06 AM  
1 vote:
Dang! You can bet if I lived in a town called Prairieville, I'd be doin' me some crazy-assed shiat, too. Either that, or I'd be a vomit-soaked drunk. Oh, wait......
2014-01-18 11:38:18 AM  
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