Sasquach: miss diminutive: grokca: miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?They just run around in circles.You mean like the ballet?No no no....that's the bear driving the little car, right?
nucal: Fafai: I mean "hey she's got manly features so she must have lots of testosterone! that means shes hornier than women who are softer and more feminine!" is just a couple steps away from "this gay man is a horny dude and it's easier that way." NNTAWWT at all.The transition from pussy to cock is more than a couple of steps, IMHO
jso2897: I lied.[i18.photobucket.com image 264x276]I wasn't really on birth control!
grokca: He must have been really tired of her shiat.
bongmiester: Whatever shall she do?pr0n
Scrotastic Method: Doktor_Zhivago: Ok she's like 111/10 hot. How did that creepy looking dweeb manage to get with that?I grew up near Ft. Meade, where there's a disproportionate amount of creepy looking dweebs doing all the computer work for the agencies, often right out of high school (back in the '90s at least, you didn't need a degree of any type, so long as you have MS/Cisco certs and could get a clearance). And the creepy looking dweebs were all making a lot more money than the rest of the new graduates -- college kids, rookie electricians, drywall hangers, stuff like that. So it was pretty common that some bad-decisions hot chick, bored with the "cool" guys that just drove around in trucks smoking shiatty weed, would glom onto a nerd for a little while to at least be with someone who could spend money on them and didn't always smell like work. None of these relationships ever lasted more than a few weeks, but the girl pushed reset on her shiatty life and the nerd got to throw thousands at a hot chick for a little while.
Prey4reign: I'll bet Snowden thought by this time he'd be up to his neck in chicks, being an international man of mystery and what not. Probably the only women he gets to see these days are a series of Russian cleaning ladies and his penis is shaped like a bicycle handlebar grip.Maybe he should post some half naked videos assuaging his despair at separation from dear, dear Lindsay.
painless42: So he hasn't bought her a plane ticket to Russia yet?There is an old adage, "no matter how hot she looks, there is another man in this world who got sick of dealing with her shiat"Circus wannabe art stripper? really? probably also thinks "mean people suck"
thamike: miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.I'm saying they're both terrible at their stated set of skills. You might think being inept is a skill set because of whatever political reasons or worldview you may have, but fact of the matter is that he's woefully unqualified to work for any intelligence agency, and she flops about like Borat in underpants.
Scrotastic Method: DeathByGeekSquad: This situation set our foreign intelligence back years behind other nations, and we live in a world where backroom diplomacy and secrets are how the world moves forward.Yes. By all means let's preserve the status quo of "backroom diplomacy and secrets."
miss diminutive: She is an extrovert who enjoys walking around naked whenever she can, spends her Sunday evenings in circus classes and surrounds herself with bohemian eccentrics.As in, classes learning how to run a circus or join a circus?
alwaysjaded: That's the same outfit I wore last time I was heartbroken and posting photos on my blog. The NSA came after me for the same reason too./ crimes against humanity
FlashHarry: i'd leak it!
miscreant: thamike: She's about as skilled at burlesque as he is at espionage.Are you saying she's pretty skilled? Because Snowden managed to fark over the largest, most advanced, intelligence gathering agency in the world, and still remains outside their grasp.
Pointy Tail of Satan: Sans makeup:[4.bp.blogspot.com image 560x341]
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: What kind of schmuck writes like that.
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