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(Do You Remember)   If you woke up today on a bed of empty tequila bottles, coughing up cigarette butts and there's a wild llama running up and down your hallway, it can only mean one thing: You stayed out too late celebrating Betty White's 92nd birthday   ( doyouremember.com) divider line
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2014-01-18 08:46:56 AM  
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2014-01-18 08:47:52 AM  
I thought that party was to celebrate the return of Winamp.
2014-01-18 08:48:42 AM  
That's enough Betty White
2014-01-18 08:57:33 AM  
Hell, that's just a day that ends with y around this house. Well, except the llama part. That's for Sunday observances.
2014-01-18 08:59:19 AM  

abhorrent1: That's enough Betty White

That's not what she said last night.
2014-01-18 09:00:10 AM  
Betty White is a Boss!
2014-01-18 09:02:39 AM  
In this scenario, are you waking up next to Betty?
2014-01-18 09:14:19 AM  

Hermione_Granger: Betty White is a Boss!

Till Morgan freeman calls her to heaven
2014-01-18 09:15:05 AM  
Betty White puts the ho in hot.

You go girl.
2014-01-18 09:19:59 AM  
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2014-01-18 09:23:55 AM  
So many +1s subby, awesome headline, and a very happy birthday to Betty White!
2014-01-18 09:24:13 AM  

OregonVet: [www.eatsleeplivefilm.com image 610x310]

Second time in two days i have seen that on fark.

I might have to watch Bachelor Party again.  Though, quite honestly, the girl that donkey was farking was hot.

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2014-01-18 09:29:44 AM  
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2014-01-18 09:34:12 AM  

theflatline: I might have to watch Bachelor Party again.

I know what you mean- when I did the GIS I thought I need to see that again.....
2014-01-18 09:56:39 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Hermione_Granger: Betty White is a Boss!

Till Morgan freeman calls her to heaven

With titty sprinkles.
2014-01-18 10:32:12 AM  
Alan Shore approves
Shakes hand with dog poo on glove...
2014-01-18 10:45:59 AM  
More reasons to watch BP than the donkey (besides, how could you pass up a movie that starts Tawny Kitaen?)

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2014-01-18 11:15:32 AM  
Made me think of the start of this video.
2014-01-18 11:55:37 AM  
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2014-01-18 12:22:16 PM  
Either that subby or its just another Saturday.

/I dont even remember the 90's.
2014-01-18 12:24:41 PM  
Bachelor Party has to be right up there on the list of best movies ever. Along with Princess Bride, Blues Brothers, Better Off Dead etc..
2014-01-18 12:34:01 PM  
That's how that bottle got in there, Doc. It was in the bed when I jumped in. I swear... that was the strangest thing.
2014-01-18 12:58:14 PM  
She's pretty lively for her age. I have an aunt that just turned 107 last December. I hope I have some Betty White/Aunt Mary genes...
2014-01-18 01:00:49 PM  
CSB time,

There was this one friend of mine who happened to be real dick about thinking tattoos are trashy, Said friend got like passed out drunk at a party a tatto artist friend was at.

Tattoo artist friend decides he should give the guy thats a dick about people with tatoos a tat while he's passed out, and asks for ideas, Someone suggests Betty White.

So guy wound up waking up after a "THE HANGOVER" level drinking and drugs involved party with a tattoo of Betty White on his chest.

At first he was freaking out and pissed, but he decided he liked it and to roll with it and had the other 3golden firls tatooed on his chest.
2014-01-18 01:16:38 PM  
FTA: She's everything you'd imagine your grandmother to be, with just a sexual smidge extra.

Now I know if my grandmother never had sex, I wouldn't be here, but I don't want to think about it!
2014-01-18 01:36:10 PM  

dittybopper: drjekel_mrhyde: Hermione_Granger: Betty White is a Boss!

Till Morgan freeman calls her to heaven

With titty sprinkles.

Totes Magotes, everyone knows Morgan Freeman isnt the voive of God James Earl Jones is. If you dont beleive me look up JEJ reading the Bible on youtube. Search your feelings you know it to be true.... That God sounds like Darth Vader.
2014-01-18 03:21:02 PM  
it was sort of amusing when they hauled her out of the nursing home for one last hoorah. but she's barely lucid, she's not funny, and the novelty has long since worn off. please betty white, join hands with morgan freeman, and just, for the love of god, go the fark away!
2014-01-19 01:08:41 AM  
Crap, hold on...



Um...not in here, or under here.

Honey have you seen any llamas?

Just wondering...

Whew, ok I'm good.
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