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(Mother Nature Network)   Tips for getting your children to fall asleep when the whiskey just doesn't cut it   ( mnn.com) divider line
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2014-01-18 08:49:06 AM  
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I thought the whiskey was to help the parents sleep. At that point, you don't care if the kids are still awake.
2014-01-18 08:20:12 AM  
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Although the article is cloying sickly nonsense, the first tip is pretty much true: "I'll be back in 5 minutes, I need to feed the dog. Try to sleep" works 90% of the time.
2014-01-18 08:03:01 AM  
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"A mother of 4 kids under 5..."

Anyone too stupid to keep themselves from getting pregnant every time they have sex isn't someone who has the wherewithal to give sound advice.
2014-01-18 07:50:10 AM  
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My parents favored screaming at us until we shut the hell up and went to sleep. If it wasn't effective at helping us sleep, we at least learned to be silent.
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