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(FastCo Design)   Forget bronzing your baby's first shoes, how about 3D printing your unborn fetus   ( fastcodesign.com) divider line
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3961 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jan 2014 at 11:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-17 09:48:09 PM  
17 votes:
If you try to print a 3D fetus, and the printer jams, will Pro-Lifers protest if you use a coat hanger to clear out the jam?
2014-01-18 07:32:02 AM  
3 votes:

maram500: The6502Man: Actually, this would make a great parting gift for those folks who can't keep their legs closed and use abortion as their birth control of choice. A way to remember that bit of spare tissue that isn't anything.

You realize that until it's born and removed from the umbilical cord, a fetus is nothing more than a parasite?

Sounds like you don't have kids. Trust me, they're parasites long after that.
2014-01-17 11:34:04 PM  
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2014-01-18 07:44:15 AM  
2 votes:
That's kind of creepy and gross.

DrBenway: Pre-order "101 Things To Do With Your 3D Fetus Print-out" at Amazon.com and save 20%!

I would put it in a clear plastic bag and leave it in the freezer for people to find.
2014-01-18 02:00:56 AM  
2 votes:

zombiegoat: Those 3-D ultrasounds that people occasionally post to FB look like little gargoyles.

Heheh...when Mrs. Brainsick and I saw our daughter's face for the first time on one of those, we both thought she looked like a gremlin
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2014-01-17 09:49:39 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If you try to print a 3D fetus, and the printer jams, will Pro-Lifers protest if you use a coat hanger to clear out the jam?

I laughed way, way too hard at this.
2014-01-18 12:45:23 AM  
1 vote:
You just know when the kid is 16 and brings his/her first high school sweetheart over for dinner, the parents are going to bring this abomination out and show everyone what Junior looked like at -3 months.
2014-01-18 12:20:21 AM  
1 vote:
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Unborn Festus?
2014-01-18 12:13:02 AM  
1 vote:
Those 3D ultrasounds creep me out more than I can explain, as it is.  And that's from a woman desperately trying to get pregnant and carry to term for once, so you'd think I'd love everything "baby".  Every time someone shows one off I get the shudders. I can't fathom someone pulling one of these out instead. I may just end up screaming and leaving a me-shaped hole in the wall as I run out, a la looney tunes.
2014-01-17 11:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmm...The perfect use for this?

/The best cure for creepy is often taking it to ultra-creepy extremes.
2014-01-17 11:29:34 PM  
1 vote:
yeah I am sorry but that is a coffin, not a display box.
2014-01-17 10:18:51 PM  
1 vote:
I suppose that would be somewhat better than bronzing your unborn fetus

/the new Abortion Memories line from Hallmark
2014-01-17 09:58:59 PM  
1 vote:
No thanks. We just had our stillborn stuffed.
2014-01-17 09:05:06 PM  
1 vote:
I prefer making unborn fetuses the old-fashioned way, by sticking my wee wee in her hoo ha.
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