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(NJ.com)   Cops want to search your computer for child porn? ENGAGE SHOE MAGNETS   ( nj.com) divider line
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2014-01-17 09:37:42 PM  
6 votes:
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Just let me clear the ol' browser history...
2014-01-18 12:56:29 AM  
4 votes:

MattyBlast: So I'm guessing this guy is...

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2014-01-17 10:16:37 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-01-18 10:39:30 AM  
3 votes:
How is this headline not "police beat Wang to child porn".
2014-01-18 12:23:51 AM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.

You really think the cloud is a good idea for that sort of thing?
2014-01-18 12:13:08 AM  
2 votes:
Go ahead cops.  On my computer, you won't find a single porn: child, horse, clown or otherwise.
2014-01-18 10:32:18 AM  
1 vote:
He has magnet shoes and his last name is Wang? Are we sure this isn't Data from The Goonies?
2014-01-18 09:18:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-18 07:17:54 AM  
1 vote:

RKade: ladyfortuna: RKade: Megan's law is unconstitutional.

How so? Honestly asking.

I know it's been said in here that distributing copies doesn't make a victim 'more molested' or whatever... but increasing their notoriety can't be a good thing. Not to mention more variety feeds into the creeper's deviancy.

Megan's Law, as it stands, doesn't let these people re-acclimate to society so they can move on after having served their time. My brother is on that list for life after some college party bullcrap with some lying 17 year old. 10 years later and he still doesn't have a job.

What would be the decent thing is to outlaw the public nature of it altogether but I've devised a plan to keep parents aware. 3 levels of sex offense. Rank one gets 5 years probation, counseling, and their name on the list until they complete counseling and probation... and also the original jail/prison This is for your circumstance stuff. One time kind of thing. Rank 2 would be all that +10 years on the list. This is your online-based stuff and your rape. Rank 3 is life on the list plus prison. This is for your serial predator-style sicko.

That way, you keep the farkups in check without ruining them for life and you keep the sickos where you can see them.


But yeah, agreed. While there are degrees of sex crimes (like the college guy I worked with long ago who liked 13-14 year old girls) and degrees of jail time/punishment, that list seems like it will follow you forever. I don't really like that. But I don't make good newsclips like signing emotionally-driven legislature in front of the victim's parents.
2014-01-18 03:32:49 AM  
1 vote:
If you have evidence on your computer the cops really really want, they can get it whether you cooperate by "decrypting" it or not. EnCase or Norton Forensics will defeat most basic decryption that your average mook will have on his porn stash. If you're a big-time hacker, no doubt you have better encryption, in which case it will be the feds going after you, and they will have the time and NSA tools to crack whatever it is they really really want. They only want YOU to decrypt it because they're lazy and because it proves beyond a reasonable doubt that it was you who encrypted it in the first place.

If you've got that kind of weirdo shiat on your computer and the Feds really are after you, the only hope you have is to reformat or physically destroy the drives. Now I know there are technogeeks here on Fark who will dispute this; but from a lawyer standpoint, your drive contents are evidence, and if the prosecutor needs what's on it to indict you and they have the drive, they WILL find a way to get the information off of it. That said, what the hell do you have on your hard drive that needs that kind of encryption, Mr. Putin?
2014-01-18 01:30:12 AM  
1 vote:
Actually, sticking a drive in a self cleaning oven might do it, if it can reach the Curie point...
2014-01-18 12:52:24 AM  
1 vote:
So I'm guessing this guy is bipolar.
2014-01-18 12:44:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-18 12:31:57 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-18 12:23:13 AM  
1 vote:
Shoe magnets? He didn't use them right.
Wrong way:
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Right way:
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2014-01-18 12:13:11 AM  
1 vote:
shiat, after reading the headline I thought he was trying to get sucked through the wall or something and stick on to a metal truck that was driving by to make his escape.
2014-01-17 10:00:36 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, biatch! MAGNETS!
2014-01-17 10:00:34 PM  
1 vote:
Or...what an attractive sole.

/I never know which homonym to use when writing puns
2014-01-17 09:52:37 PM  
1 vote:
I, like many totally normal people, have spent an entirely reasonable amount of time thinking about how I would go about doing illegal things, like building and maintaining a crystal methamphetamine trading company. Including various fail safes and the destruction of evidence in the evident of being caught. Never once did I consider powerful magnets in my shoes to attack a hard drive. So bonus points for imagination.
2014-01-17 09:43:56 PM  
1 vote:
I have a feeling, he's going to see a lot of wang in prison.
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