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(Talking Points Memo)   UT officials say police officer involved in a quadruple murder-suicide- well a quadruple murder AND a suicide really, because a quadruple suicide? Well that'd really be something now wouldn't it?   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2014-01-17 01:02:20 PM  
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leevis: Came for The Virgin Suicides, leaving disappointed.

If you can only cum for virgin suicides there is something truly sick about you.
2014-01-17 03:00:21 PM  
1 vote:

StoPPeRmobile: Dimensio: I would comment on restricting the carrying of firearms to law enforcement, but I already made that joke in a previous discussion.

/And people still fell for it.
//Despite the intent being obvious sarcasm.

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It was truly epic and worthy of bragging; third post hooking 'em 800+ posts in.

http://www.fark.com/comments/8101122/The-lawyer-for-ex-cop-who-shot- ki lled-a-man-in-a-Florida-movie-theater-may-use-Stand-Your-Ground-defens e-because-victim-threw-an-unknown-object-at-defendant-That-object-It-w as-likely-popcorn?startid=88726250
2014-01-17 01:11:57 PM  
1 vote:
UT officials say police officer involved in a quadruple murder-suicide- well a quadruple murder AND a suicide really, because a quadruple suicide? Well that'd really be something now wouldn't it?

They had a crack suicide squad in the acclaimed historical documentary, Life of Brian.
2014-01-17 12:48:07 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting... This morning, the news wouldn't mention that he was a cop, yet they had enough details to tell us that his 'employer' had called police to do a welfare check because he hadn't shown up for work.

Of course, they farked the hell out of reporting it anyway... "Among the dead were his 55 year old mother in law(complete with a picture of the 5 year who died), then they would say something about the guy and show a picture of the mother(who I thought made a very good looking 35 year old man, BTW), and so on. It was a clusterfark of a story, complete with the woman on the scene reporting that since it was 6 am, none of the neighbors were really up and about, even though the guy back in the newsroom kept asking what the neighbors thought about all of this. All the poor lady could do is keep pointing top the dark, empty street with equally dark houses and no traffic.
2014-01-17 12:43:57 PM  
1 vote:
See?  What have they been telling us about how the legalization of gay marriage will lead to the destruction of families?
2014-01-17 12:30:30 PM  
1 vote:

tallen702: mbillips: What are those bullets in the photo illustration on TPM? Blanks? Tear gas rounds? Paintballs?


Huh, hadn't seen that kind. I've used a blank pistol a LOT in acting, and the blanks were just crimped at the end, like this:

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I find it mildly amusing that they couldn't use real bullets in the illustration, because they might spontaneously load themselves into the pistol and go off. That's probably not even a real handgun.
2014-01-17 12:21:08 PM  
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What about this guy?  Did everyone forget his cult?  How am I the first?
2014-01-17 12:15:18 PM  
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