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(NPR)   Bet you thought you'd never see an article about Thomas Jefferson and James Madison that includes the phrase "distance between the anus and the vulva", but here you go   ( npr.org) divider line
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4139 clicks; posted to Geek » on 17 Jan 2014 at 11:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-17 10:42:12 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not sure what the distance is, but I know they'll tell you if you miss.
2014-01-17 12:53:58 PM  
1 vote:
NSFW Very relevant, and funny.
2014-01-17 11:48:58 AM  
1 vote:
Those two guys will always be perineum favorites
2014-01-17 11:40:53 AM  
1 vote:
The interest was purely scientific, and had nothing to do with making sure their balls didn't touch, I'm sure.
2014-01-17 10:18:29 AM  
1 vote:
Taint a real story, is it.
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