danielscissorhands: Personally, I have always preferred to be masturbated with avacadoes.
Carn: I don't think "Can you help me with my dick cheese?" is ever going to be a successful pickup line.
jso2897: Carn: I don't think "Can you help me with my dick cheese?" is ever going to be a successful pickup line.How about: "Hey, babe - wanna wrap a little muenster 'round my monster?"
LandOfChocolate: When I saw that the article was written by Alex Wigglesworth I began giggling and couldn't finish the rest of the article.Mr. Wigglesworth is an occasional nickname for my dog, how does this person expect to be taken seriously?
Here Comes Everybody: Real Philadelphians use Cheez Whiz.
cookiefleck: "I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese"Sounds reasonable.
Larson E. Whipsnade: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Max Awesome: Why? Just... why? So bizarre.I wouldn't want to be that guy's family.Or friend. Or employer. Or neighbour.
o'really: The crime- and the guy- is laughably pathetic.But the fact that he has a wife and young daughter? Those poor women.
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