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(Daily Dot)   Bad acid trip? Don't worry, there's a whole community of Internet strangers here to coach you through it   ( dailydot.com) divider line
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2014-01-16 04:31:48 PM  
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Walter Cronkite: Thank you, Mr. President, ha ha! Our next call is Peter Elkin of Westbrook, Oregan, whom I am told is 17 years of age.

Peter (on phone): Hello? Hello?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes. Hello, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Is this the President?

President Jimmy Carter: Yes, it is.

Walter Cronkite: Do you have a question for the President?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I, uh.. I took some acid.. I'm afraid to leave my apartment, and I can't wear any clothes.. and the ceiling is dripping, and uh.. I, uh..

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you very much for calling, sir..

President Jimmy Carter: Just a minute, Walter, this guy's in trouble. I think I better try to talk him down. Peter?

Peter (on phone): Yeah..?

President Jimmy Carter: Peter, what did the acid look like?

Peter (on phone): They were these little orange pills.

President Jimmy Carter: Were they barrel shaped?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. yes.

President Jimmy Carter: Okay, right, you did some orange sunshine, Peter.

Peter (on phone): Very good of you to know that, sir.

President Jimmy Carter: How long ago did you take it, Peter?

Peter (on phone): Uh.. I don't know. I can't read my watch.

President Jimmy Carter: Alright, Peter, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for about five more hours. Try taking some vitamin B complex, vitamin C complex.. if you have a beer, go ahead and drink it..

Peter (on phone): Okay..

President Jimmy Carter: Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. You've just taken a heavy drug. Relax, stay inside and listen to some music, Okay? Do you have any Allman Brothers?

Peter (on phone): Yes, I do, sir. Everything is okay, huh Jimmy?

President Jimmy Carter: It sure is, Peter. You know, I'm against drug use myself, but I'm not going to lay that on you right now. Just mellow out the best you can, okay?

Peter (on phone): Okay..!

President Jimmy Carter: Okay.

Walter Cronkite: Well, thank you, Mr. President.
2014-01-16 07:30:40 PM  
3 votes:
Ah yes LSD when you want to turn buying some m&m's into an intense surreal and terrifyingly complex ordeal.
2014-01-16 07:48:11 PM  
2 votes:
Video for the Ask President Carter clip.  Hilarious!
2014-01-16 06:44:48 PM  
2 votes:
Who the hell can sit still staring at a screen while on an acid trip?

Either the acid is too weak and you don't really need the advice, or the acid is too strong and you are typing on the cat.
2014-01-16 10:07:59 PM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: Whatever you do, never look in the mirror.

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2014-01-16 09:50:19 PM  
1 vote:

Lee451: Kanemano: Who the hell can sit still staring at a screen while on an acid trip?

Either the acid is too weak and you don't really need the advice, or the acid is too strong and you are typing on the cat.

I cannot imagine trying to chat online while tripping my ass off. If the keyboard didn't melt the monitor would be trying to assimilate me.

/Don't even get me started on trying to use Dragon Natural Speak
//Did a lot of acid in the 70's.

On a bunch of mushrooms I dialed into a BBS that hosted a community for environmental protection, and wrote a big long rant on why they should all buy hunting licenses and duck stamps if they wanted to preserve more wetlands, etc.
2014-01-16 06:39:43 PM  
1 vote:
I once tripped on a dog named Lassie.  Close enough, right?
2014-01-16 06:22:25 PM  
1 vote:
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