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(Fox News)   Justin Bieber could be deported. And people say the justice system is broken   (foxnews.com) divider line
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Captain Steroid [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-01-16 2:35:01 PM  
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oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 2:54:36 PM  
oh sh*t
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 2:55:56 PM  
We won't get that lucky.
 
Slaxl
2014-01-16 2:57:02 PM  
I'm conflicted, i'm not even American but this would be hilarious and I'd love to see it, but then there's the risk he decides to come to Europe full time to do his douching. Also i'd feel bad for the innocent people of Canada who'd have to put up with him.
 
I_Am_Weasel
2014-01-16 4:17:35 PM  
Whoa!  He was in your possession when he broke.

Pottery Barn rules.
 
Wellon Dowd
2014-01-16 4:28:16 PM  
Who cares? The Professor is dead!

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Dragonflew
2014-01-16 4:29:43 PM  
Please don't send him back. :(
 
I_Am_Weasel
2014-01-16 4:30:19 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Who cares? The Professor is dead!

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There's no impact.  Bieber was expected to play MaryAnn in the remake.
 
GanjSmokr
2014-01-16 4:32:36 PM  
"The Sherriff's Dept. initially identified the drug found as cocaine, but they later said it needed to be tested to determine the exact substance."

Yea... if you give me just a little taste of that powder, I'm pretty sure I could solve that mystery for you without those expensive tests.
 
Loose_Stool
2014-01-16 4:33:52 PM  
Canada could not handle that level or douchbagerry.
 
Wellon Dowd
2014-01-16 4:34:30 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Bieber was expected to play MaryAnn in the remake.


He's pretty, but not that pretty.
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rjakobi
2014-01-16 4:34:41 PM  

GanjSmokr: "The Sherriff's Dept. initially identified the drug found as cocaine, but they later said it needed to be tested to determine the exact substance."

Yea... if you give me just a little taste of that powder, I'm pretty sure I could solve that mystery for you without those expensive tests.


Nah, it sounds like Peter Lupus is on the case already.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 4:35:20 PM  
He's both rich and famous. He's not little people like us. Laws will not be applied.
 
you are a puppet
2014-01-16 4:37:13 PM  
If they had actually charged him with the drug offenses, not only could he have been removed but he could also have been forbidden to come back even for short visits. It was a close one.
 
trickymoo
2014-01-16 4:38:23 PM  

Shadow Blasko: He's both rich and famous. He's not little people like us. Laws will not be applied.


Theres a foreign citizen in this country selling drugs and corrupting the children, whom you aren't thinking of.

/ THE CHILDRENNN

// Seriously would laugh my head off though.
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-01-16 4:41:45 PM  
"There's a big leap from a search warrant being executed to being convicted of anything," Ignatoff noted.

Beiber may be a total douche, but this bears repeating. Any time a celebrity gets accused of anything anymore, they're convicted in the Court Of Public Opinion in about 5 minutes, regardless off anything like evidence.

Also, yeah, eggs aren't just a harmless item you throw, they can fark up your paint.
 
BlackPete
2014-01-16 4:42:20 PM  
You broke it, you keep it.

/Canadian
 
BgJonson79
2014-01-16 4:49:03 PM  

BlackPete: You broke it, you keep it.

/Canadian


It takes a village... and that village wasn't in the USA!
 
iron_city_ap
2014-01-16 4:52:25 PM  

Shadow Blasko: He's both rich and famous. He's not little people like us. Laws will not be applied.


It actually depends here. Who did he piss off in that neighborhood? Its not like he went egging in a normal neighborhood. If he pelted the uber rich golfing buddy of the right people..... You are probably right, but there is an above average possibility here.
 
BalugaJoe
2014-01-16 5:06:11 PM  
Force him to live with Mythbusters.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2014-01-16 5:10:48 PM  
Eggspulsed?
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 5:14:46 PM  
We all know that celebrities totally always face the full ramifications of their criminal acts.
 
Beerguy [TotalFark]
2014-01-16 5:15:29 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I_Am_Weasel: Bieber was expected to play MaryAnn in the remake.

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ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-01-16 5:18:03 PM  
Oh, please, sweet merciful Jesus! I don't ask for much.
 
ReapTheChaos
2014-01-16 5:20:23 PM  
How much damage can an egging cause? Apparently about $20,000 if the home that is egged is in the ultra-luxurious neighborhood of Calabasas, Calif.

People who think egging is a harmless prank have never tried to clean up that mess.Doesn't matter where you live, once eggs dry they're near impossible to remove from any surface without causing damage.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2014-01-16 5:25:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Oh, please, sweet merciful Jesus! I don't ask for much.


You think it will stop him from releasing new albumen?
 
triptheory
2014-01-16 5:25:38 PM  

rjakobi: GanjSmokr: "The Sherriff's Dept. initially identified the drug found as cocaine, but they later said it needed to be tested to determine the exact substance."

Yea... if you give me just a little taste of that powder, I'm pretty sure I could solve that mystery for you without those expensive tests.

Nah, it sounds like Peter Lupus is on the case already.


Peter Lupus is the name of my next band.
 
quizzical
2014-01-16 5:25:54 PM  
I'm still astonished that they raided his house in the first place.  Yes, it was a felony level of property damage, but it was also just done with eggs, right?   Did the police think he was busy destroying the evidence?
 
tmcottle
2014-01-16 5:27:01 PM  
Please oh please deport him! It would make my life complete!!!!
 
ManateeGag
2014-01-16 5:27:15 PM  
if Beiber is deported, will FOX give Obama a break then?
 
abhorrent1
2014-01-16 5:29:29 PM  
He'll never get deported. That little fark-wit pays too much in taxes. They won't want to give that up.
 
tmcottle
2014-01-16 5:29:52 PM  

ManateeGag: if Beiber is deported, will FOX give Obama a break then?


Maybe if he increases his efforts to deport him, I would kiss Obama. That is saying alot coming from me!
 
whosits_112
2014-01-16 5:39:47 PM  

tmcottle: Please oh please deport him! It would make my life complete!!!!


If they deport him, I will jizz in my pants.
 
Mega Steve
2014-01-16 5:41:16 PM  
This would be the greatest event since we, as a nation, said "No!" to Yahoo Serious
 
Shadowknight
2014-01-16 5:59:55 PM  
Bieber is the reason Canadians are so nice and polite. Some Wizard of the North concentrated all the country's douchbaggery into one sacrificial child, so that they could live their lives free of animosity.

I hate him add much as the next guy, but he serves an important function. If something were to happen to him, the dam would break and a sea of dickishness would overcome Canada and thus they would become just like us Americans.
 
Slaxl
2014-01-16 6:05:25 PM  

Shadowknight: Bieber is the reason Canadians are so nice and polite. Some Wizard of the North concentrated all the country's douchbaggery into one sacrificial child, so that they could live their lives free of animosity.

I hate him add much as the next guy, but he serves an important function. If something were to happen to him, the dam would break and a sea of dickishness would overcome Canada and thus they would become just like us Americans.


No... there is another.
 
jso2897
2014-01-16 6:11:38 PM  

quizzical: I'm still astonished that they raided his house in the first place.  Yes, it was a felony level of property damage, but it was also just done with eggs, right?   Did the police think he was busy destroying the evidence?


Yes, actually - they wanted to get the readouts from his security cameras before they could be erased or routinely overwritten.
Every house in a neighborhood like that bristles with them, and they will probably tell the story.
 
FlyingJ
2014-01-16 6:12:02 PM  
Mega Steve This would be the greatest event since we, as a nation, said "No!" to Yahoo Serious

Don't you EVER cause a 15-Mile backup on The I-5 during morning rush hour, of course nowadays they'd CG the whole sequence, or film it in Atlanta
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BlackPete: You broke it, you keep it.  /Canadian
BgJonson79 It takes a village... and that village wasn't in the USA!

I keep telling you guys he's a Trailer Park Boy...I mean, here's ANOTHER Justin from Beiber's hometown, got out from a murder beef to hurl a girl off a balcony...Onterrible Justice
http://www.stratfordbeaconherald.com/2014/01/16/former-stratford-res id ent-and-convicted-killer-justin-primmer-facing-new-charges
 
serial arseonist
2014-01-16 6:25:30 PM  

Shadowknight: Bieber is the reason Canadians are so nice and polite. Some Wizard of the North concentrated all the country's douchbaggery into one sacrificial child, so that they could live their lives free of animosity.

I hate him add much as the next guy, but he serves an important function. If something were to happen to him, the dam would break and a sea of dickishness would overcome Canada and thus they would become just like us Americans.


His entire function was to return to the source of douchbaggery:  Los Angeles
 
AngryDragon
2014-01-16 6:26:25 PM  
I'm shorting this one.
 
Nemo's Brother
2014-01-16 6:27:02 PM  
The LA justice system worships celebrities. Nothing will happen. LA is a farking joke.  Lohan has like 5 DUIs and possession of coke and spent 10 minutes in jail.
 
Dragonflew
2014-01-16 6:37:55 PM  
FlyingJ:

I keep telling you guys he's a Trailer Park Boy...I mean, here's ANOTHER Justin from Beiber's hometown, got out from a murder beef to hurl a girl off a balcony...Onterrible Justice
http://www.stratfordbeaconherald.com/2014/01/16/former-stratford-res id ent-and-convicted-killer-justin-primmer-facing-new-charges

Ah, St. Ratford.
 
eCurmudgeon
2014-01-16 6:40:03 PM  
Can N*ckl*b*ck be declared persona non grata while we're at it?
 
Cyno01
2014-01-16 6:44:53 PM  

Shadow Blasko: He's both rich and famous. He's not little people like us. Laws will not be applied.


Usually, but occasionally judges like to make an example just to try and prove that they dont treat celebs differently. Plus everybody who isnt a thirteen year old girl hates the guy...
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2014-01-16 6:49:05 PM  
Take back Bieber pronto or we'll level Toronto
 
Dancis_Frake
2014-01-16 7:06:34 PM  
All my sympathy goes to his neighbor(s).
This is my nightmare: a mansion filled with 18/20 something a-holes with unlimited resources, parties going strong even when the chief jerk is away, crap music playing all time...
 
jeffjo52
2014-01-16 7:15:08 PM  
I want to remind my American neighbours that Beiber is what we released during peace time. You have no idea what we have in the event of open warfare. Surrender now and it will be universal health care for all and same sex marriage for those who want.

Huzzah!
 
wadjet
2014-01-16 7:15:08 PM  

Shadowknight: Bieber is the reason Canadians are so nice and polite. Some Wizard of the North concentrated all the country's douchbaggery into one sacrificial child, so that they could live their lives free of animosity.

I hate him add much as the next guy, but he serves an important function. If something were to happen to him, the dam would break and a sea of dickishness would overcome Canada and thus they would become just like us Americans.


Let me introduce you to citizens of Kingston, Ontario, sometime. I used to get drunk texts on Facebook from one pretty frequently, then had to hear about how farked up America is.
Also the bartender from Toronto whose father swiped her rent money for booze and alcohol.
 
Piizzadude
2014-01-16 7:31:20 PM  
Our long national nightmare could be over....
 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2014-01-16 8:40:16 PM  
If it happened, this would be a decisive victory in the war on terror.
 
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