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(Huffington Post)   Latest invention set to snatch away market share? The Vagina Toaster   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2014-01-16 12:09:53 PM  
A Vulva Toaster.

Not a Vagina Toaster.

Discuss.
 
2014-01-16 12:18:38 PM  
Will it make twat waffles?
 
2014-01-16 12:19:37 PM  
Buy stock in burn ointment companies.
 
2014-01-16 12:30:30 PM  
Yeah, but I find I can only eat the toast if a woman forces my head down onto it really hard with both hands.
 
2014-01-16 12:31:18 PM  
I prefer mine steamed.
 
2014-01-16 12:39:03 PM  

Sybarite: Yeah, but I find I can only eat the toast if a woman forces my head down onto it really hard with both hands.


Fark is not your personal erotic toast site.

Or is it?
 
2014-01-16 12:42:35 PM  
Yeah but the bread is always too yeasty.
 
2014-01-16 12:45:25 PM  
I guess I'm naive.  I wasn't aware they needed toasting.
 
2014-01-16 12:45:36 PM  
Why would anyone want a dry, rough and tasteless vagina?
 
2014-01-16 12:49:52 PM  

miss diminutive: Why would anyone want a dry, rough and tasteless vagina?


Because they have a bunch of extra butter and mommy issues, alright?
 
2014-01-16 1:05:23 PM  
What a vagina toaster might look like:

thescifishow.comView Full Size
 
2014-01-16 1:27:28 PM  
Do you plug it in from behind? This is important.
 
2014-01-16 1:27:30 PM  
I see what you did there Subby.
 
2014-01-16 1:27:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Will it make twat waffles?


Why yes, yes it will.  In fact that's what the Spencers Gifts knock-off version will be called.
 
2014-01-16 1:27:46 PM  
Can I scrape the black burnt bits off with a knife before I have to eat it?
 
2014-01-16 1:28:09 PM  
Does it feature a cum tray?
 
2014-01-16 1:28:16 PM  
Band name. Called it.
 
2014-01-16 1:28:20 PM  

pag1107: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Will it make twat waffles?

Why yes, yes it will.  In fact that's what the Spencers Gifts knock-off version will be called.


I thought the Spencer Gifts made blue-waffles.
 
2014-01-16 1:28:57 PM  

firemanbuck: Can I scrape the black burnt bits off with a knife before I have to eat it?


Racist.
 
2014-01-16 1:29:04 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Will it make twat waffles?


Yeah but they all come out blue
 
2014-01-16 1:29:10 PM  
I bet it's better toasted than untoasted...

/limited experience
 
2014-01-16 1:29:27 PM  

nmrsnr: What a vagina toaster might look like:

[www.thescifishow.com image 640x913]


SOLD!
 
2014-01-16 1:29:55 PM  
Count me out. Who needs something popping up on a woman? Not me. Been there and done that. Never again. Guy kept my money too.
 
2014-01-16 1:31:47 PM  

Somacandra: A Vulva Toaster.

Not a Vagina Toaster.

Discuss.


Pussy Toaster.
 
2014-01-16 1:33:02 PM  
Looks more like Jesus on the damn toast.
 
2014-01-16 1:34:40 PM  
That's not at all what I expected. I thought you'd be jamming bread into a giant slot shaped somewhat like a vagina.
 
2014-01-16 1:35:19 PM  
Is there a hot dog slot?
 
2014-01-16 1:35:20 PM  
What did it take market share from? Oral toaster?
 
2014-01-16 1:36:28 PM  
If you cut the crusts off first, is that considered female genital mutilation?
 
2014-01-16 1:36:39 PM  
Hmmm, I do like erotic breakfast items...
And if it were artisanal vagina toast...

//and if I name my cat Artisanal Vagina Toast...
 
2014-01-16 1:36:40 PM  
I can't eat food that has someone else's lips on it.
 
2014-01-16 1:36:49 PM  
Booooooo! Thought it was something to keep the vagina nice and warm so that sex feels like putting on a pair of undies fresh out of the dryer.


/never felt a cold vagina
 
2014-01-16 1:37:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Will it make twat waffles?


Leggo my vajaygo.
 
2014-01-16 1:37:15 PM  
Does this toast require KY jelly instead of grape?
 
2014-01-16 1:37:19 PM  
Do you have to slather the toast with strawberry jam for seven days every month?
 
2014-01-16 1:37:59 PM  

technoblogical: That's not at all what I expected. I thought you'd be jamming bread into a giant slot shaped somewhat like a vagina.


Yeah, emergency rooms would become engorged with new patients.
 
2014-01-16 1:38:14 PM  
I don't care for toasted vagina or vulvas. Too scratchy.
 
2014-01-16 1:38:15 PM  
Her: Do you eat pussy?

Him: Uhhh, yeah. Sure I do. On toast.
 
2014-01-16 1:39:03 PM  
Not gonna eat a vagina toast with a bunch of mayonnaise on it.  Nuh uh....
 
2014-01-16 1:40:09 PM  
Caution:  Not for use with cheesy bread....raisin bread not recommended either.
 
2014-01-16 1:40:17 PM  
Poptarts?
 
2014-01-16 1:40:28 PM  

miss diminutive: Why would anyone want a dry, rough and tasteless vagina?


because she wont ever agree to the divorce..

/jk
//some of the reviews on amazon got some lolz
 
2014-01-16 1:41:36 PM  
Y
 
2014-01-16 1:41:52 PM  
Is this marketed toward frats for that toast thing they all do ?
 
2014-01-16 1:45:59 PM  

SpectroBoy: Is this marketed toward frats for that toast thing they all do ?


What "toast thing" do you speak of?

/GDI
 
2014-01-16 1:46:27 PM  
The best thing since penis sliced bread.
 
2014-01-16 1:47:30 PM  
i171.photobucket.comView Full Size


Can you fark it?
 
2014-01-16 1:48:19 PM  
I've suddenly got a really great idea for a punk band.
 
2014-01-16 1:49:09 PM  
Feh, the image looks more like a vertically-sliced shallot, anywho.

/have fun eating shallots from now on
 
2014-01-16 1:50:04 PM  
Penis banana is not amused.
 
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