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(Mirror.co.uk)   Why did 100 chickens cross the road in Ohio? To move into some dead guy's place on the other side and start terrorizing the street   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2014-01-16 11:25:47 AM  
3 votes:
Plan for eradicating feral chickens:

1. Catch, kill, pluck, gut, rinse chicken
2. cut into pieces, brown on all sides in stock pot with a little oil or butter
3. add water, onions, pepper and herbs
4. simmer 1-2 hours over medium low, until tender. Serve with rice or potatoes
5. repeat steps 1-4 until feral chicken problem is solved.

2014-01-16 09:27:36 AM  
2 votes:
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Psycho Chicken
Qu'est-ce que c'est
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk
Run run run run run run run away
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
2014-01-16 02:14:29 PM  
1 vote:
Woman in video: "This is supposed to be the city limits. It's the OUTER LIMITS. Heh heh"

Yeah, more like "V" based on your voice.
2014-01-16 12:29:09 PM  
1 vote:
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He WARNED us!!!
2014-01-16 11:54:43 AM  
1 vote:

LeroyBourne: jeezus lady, have another smoke.

Bwhaha. I thought the same thing.

Why did 100 chickens cross the road in Ohio?

To get away from the crazy ass man who wanted to kidnap them and store them in his basement for a decade?

/Seriously, WTF Ohio.
2014-01-16 11:24:12 AM  
1 vote:
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On the case!
2014-01-16 11:20:01 AM  
1 vote:
Subby, this sounds like oh-HI-yah not oh-HI-oh.

Chickens can be lovely things. Nice fresh eggs, lovely fertilizer, tasty morsels.

They can also be walking vectors for disease, loud, bloody, mean, filthy, and smelly.*

*But so can in-laws.
2014-01-16 11:03:41 AM  
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