SoupGuru: Too bad we have no one available to undertake simple infrastructure improvement jobs.
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: "methinks someone is absconding with that money."Cavuto talks like a f*g and his sh*t's all retarded.
BMulligan: In the 1880's, the potholes in Seattle were so bad that the city actually started to name them and put them on maps, so that visitors to the city would know to navigate around them. At the corner of Third and Jackson Street there was a pothole known as the Great Jackson Street Chuckhole - it was fourteen feet long, eleven feet wide, and eight and a half feet deep. We happen to know precisely how deep it was because one day a ten-year old boy named Joseph Bufoncio drowned in the Great Jackson Street Chuckhole, and his body was recovered from a depth of eight and a half feet. So I don't want to hear about how bad the potholes are in your town unless there are third graders literally drowning in your major intersections.
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