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(USA Today)   Facing theft charges for shoplifting $2,500 of stuff from Macy's? Fake your death, get caught, go to court, and carve up your arms with a pen   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2014-01-16 10:23:45 AM  
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thamike: Sybarite: In the aftermath of the courtroom incident Tuesday, the "motion to resurrect" hearing was postponed until Jan. 24.

Does that mean she's dead until then?

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37-year-old ....

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