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(The Atlantic)   2013 witnessed the fewest wrathful smitings by God in the last century. So whatever you're doing, keep it up America   ( divider line
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2014-01-15 10:38:00 AM  
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Your god wants legal weed and gay marriage.
2014-01-15 01:00:03 PM  
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TFA suggests it is because fewer people are farming now.  I would think just the number of idiots on golf courses would offset that many times over.
2014-01-15 12:55:38 PM  
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What about the massive upsurge in rubber-sled shoes over metal hob-nailled boots making you a less attractive target?
2014-01-15 12:49:42 PM  
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TFA: Almost No Americans Die From Lightning Strikes Anymore-Why?

My DNRTFA answer: Because we're a bunch of lazy first-worlders who stay inside all the time?
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