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(Gainesville Sun)   Would-be carjacker takes water truck on police chase (and rocks impressive face tattoo)   ( gainesville.com) divider line
    More: Florida, GPD, car chase, delivery trucks, Winn-Dixie, Melody Bull, 16th Avenue, trucks  
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6984 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2014 at 9:38 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-15 09:11:47 AM  
Just be happy he didn't run that thing into a vinegar truck.
2014-01-15 09:45:07 AM  
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2014-01-15 09:46:27 AM  
She'll never get a decent job.
2014-01-15 09:48:02 AM  

bikerbob59: She'll never get a decent job.

Shoot her.  Shoot her now.
2014-01-15 09:49:20 AM  
Why tap dance when we can tango?
2014-01-15 09:56:43 AM  
Bullet in the head would solve 100% of the problem
2014-01-15 10:02:09 AM  
A woman, foiled in an attempted carjacking because the other woman she was trying to carjack didn't fall for the "pointed finger under shirt" weapon, gets in fight, runs across parking lot, THEN steals the Culligan water truck, jams off at high speed, spilling bottles everywhere, and *THAT'S* the best headline you could come up with subby?  At least you got the Mike Tyson-esque face tat mentioned.

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/no "Smokin' hot" either?
2014-01-15 10:12:13 AM  
No Snowcrash ref in facial tattoo thread?

I am disappoint
2014-01-15 11:04:08 AM  
Wait, you can get a 2003 BMW for seven grand? Hmm... might have overpaid for my current ride.
2014-01-15 11:15:49 AM  
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/really....I had to do it??
2014-01-15 11:21:26 AM  
Wow. Would not have guessed a female perp. And I don't know that the words "impressive" and "face tattoo" belong in the same sentence.

Although "Impressive Face Tattoo" is a great name for a TV production company. I can see it on a vanity card at the end of a cheesy sitcom.
2014-01-15 11:44:04 AM  
FTA: "The woman was approached, police said, by Melody Bull, 33..."

That is a HARD 33... Damn.
2014-01-15 11:58:58 AM  
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2014-01-15 12:24:49 PM  
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2014-01-15 02:14:30 PM  
She was like a bull in a china shop...or a water truck.
2014-01-15 02:40:06 PM  
holy crap that's ugly.

and the tattoo doesn't help. :)
2014-01-15 03:05:50 PM  
came for tattoo reference chart, leaving happy

/girl at work just got a home-made tattoo on her hand.  one of those "bones of the"-whatever tattoos.  Looks cartoonish.  And it will never come off.
//tattoos all over, too
///not hot, in any stretch of anyone's imagination
2014-01-15 03:15:55 PM  
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and I like tattooed women .... with glasses ... and colored hair ....

//I'll be in my bunk
2014-01-15 03:39:50 PM  
Ugh, tattoos do not have anything to do with your character. Stop it.
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