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(Time)   Does your personality match your politics?   ( divider line
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5297 clicks; posted to Politics » on 14 Jan 2014 at 5:04 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-14 04:27:15 PM  
3 votes:
You're 24% conservative, 76% liberal.

2014-01-14 07:14:40 PM  
2 votes:
Why does this quiz limit me to being only 100% conservative?
2014-01-14 06:48:25 PM  
2 votes:

whidbey: I don't know, but  any magazine that would feature a glowing endorsement of Michelle Bachmann  by Rush Limbaugh is total bullshiat.

They're coffee table right-wing horse shiat.  I know I'm too liberal for them.

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No, it's not real. But it's not that hard to believe, either.
2014-01-14 06:18:17 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: palladiate: I use Chrome because I'm a web programmer and, frankly, it's just my targeted platform of choice.

I thought that question was kinda odd myself. Are people who don't know what browser they use supposed to be more conservative than Chrome users?

I got a kick out of that one because when I went to my parents' place for Christmas, I set Chrome as the default browser on their new computer when I set it up. Apparently now that I've finally gotten my RWNJ dad away from using IE, he'll be a soshulizms loving libby lib in no time! Muahaha!
2014-01-14 05:14:00 PM  
2 votes:
My damn cat is turning me into a libby lib.
2014-01-14 05:12:45 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently, liking action movies over documentaries makes me conservative, as does my sense of pride in my nation's history (although even that is a loaded question - what I am proud of is that we un-farked things. Some of these were things we farked up in the first place, and some of those have yet to be un-farked, but "somewhat agree" doesn't really tell the whole story).

// liking cats is "liberal"?
// I guess conservatives hate the pussy THAT much?
2014-01-14 05:08:59 PM  
2 votes:

what_now: Ok, "are you proud of your country's history?" is an absurd question.  I'm proud of pioneering spirit that explored the west, went to the moon, etc. I'm proud of the Bill of Rights and the oldest democracy in the world.

Less proud of the Trail or Tears, the slave trade, the Japanese Internet camps, Dick Cheny, etc.

That question is ONLY for conservatives and their complete lack of nuance.

Autocorrect is a dick.
2014-01-14 04:44:27 PM  
2 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: You're 24% conservative, 76% liberal.


2014-01-14 04:00:56 PM  
2 votes:

violentsalvation: My politics are a little more complicated than a gas gauge can represent.

But do you use a modern browser? That is what defines you.
2014-01-14 10:00:37 PM  
1 vote:
100% Superlative.
2014-01-14 09:23:19 PM  
1 vote:
Liking dogs is conservative.  Dafuq?
2014-01-14 08:39:46 PM  
1 vote:

blastoh: 70% conservative because I like dogs, have a neat desk, would go to time square, and think kids should respect their authority.


Trick question because what is a Conservative doing in New York to begin with.

2014-01-14 07:51:45 PM  
1 vote:
70% conservative because I like dogs, have a neat desk, would go to time square, and think kids should respect their authority.

2014-01-14 06:37:07 PM  
1 vote:
I put a hot dog in a tortilla and ate it. I AM A LIBERAL!
2014-01-14 06:28:15 PM  
1 vote:
95% libtard...or is it lieberal?

/am I really 5% conservative?
2014-01-14 06:05:40 PM  
1 vote:

Frank N Stein: I don't know about that. I think you might be generalizing too much. For instance, I love plenty of foreign foods and quite enjoy variety and creativeness in cuisine.

Well then you're a goddamn liberal and you just don't know it yet. You poor bastard.
2014-01-14 05:44:53 PM  
1 vote:
73 percent liberal.

Never should have admitted I occasionally like to suck some dick.
2014-01-14 05:32:31 PM  
1 vote:

Glockenspiel Hero: Mid 70s liberal according to the stupid poll, and that answer was probably about 20% of the conservative tilt.

What a mid-70s liberal might look like:
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2014-01-14 05:25:34 PM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: what_now: Ok, "are you proud of your country's history?" is an absurd question.

It's all absurd questions.

[strongly agree]
2014-01-14 05:17:18 PM  
1 vote:
86% Libulardo

14% Sister-farker
2014-01-14 05:14:54 PM  
1 vote:
95% liberal, but really I'm 100% not conservative.
2014-01-14 04:58:56 PM  
1 vote:

BunkoSquad: Dancin_In_Anson: You're 24% conservative, 76% liberal.




nekom: Mitch Taylor's Bro:Personally, since many questions are "Yes/No" questions that allow you to somewhat agree/disagree, I call bullshiat on that "test."

A few of them, I would have clicked on no1curr if it were an option.

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2014-01-14 04:51:18 PM  
1 vote:
Mine came out "See ya, wouldn't want to be ya."

Anybody else get that?
2014-01-14 04:37:42 PM  
1 vote:
Are you asking if I'm a natural redhead?
2014-01-14 04:31:45 PM  
1 vote:
Not in the least. But to be fair it is hard to match up 'Jovial Understanding Date Rapist' using a binary system of results.
2014-01-14 04:23:36 PM  
1 vote:
79% Liberal 20% Conservative 1% Ejaculate

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2014-01-14 04:18:27 PM  
1 vote:
That is the most ridiculously blunt instrument I've ever seen on a silly online test.
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