23FPB23: But ladies, it boils down to this: At that moment, are you more apt to be thinkingA) Gee I hope its not small.B)Gee I hope its not huge.C) other
miss diminutive: Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis. Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow." Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penisesShe's watching you. NSFW
here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.Tuck in those curtains, ladies.
Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."
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