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(Popular Science)   A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises   ( popsci.com) divider line
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2014-01-13 02:46:39 PM  
3 votes:
A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
2014-01-13 03:18:02 PM  
2 votes:
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Dude has a huge tool.
2014-01-13 02:59:54 PM  
2 votes:
It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.
2014-01-13 02:43:28 PM  
2 votes:
Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men.  FYI.
2014-01-13 03:27:25 PM  
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2014-01-13 03:19:13 PM  
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23FPB23: But ladies, it boils down to this: At that moment, are you more apt to be thinking

A) Gee I hope its not small.
B)Gee I hope its not huge.
C) other

There's a bit of A and B happening, but it's not really all that important. Unless he's below the 10th or above the 90th percentile in terms of size, it will be fine. Honestly, for me, there's a lot more C.

C) being "Gee I hope he's kept his junk clean and reasonably groomed."
2014-01-13 03:12:50 PM  
1 vote:
And is it just me or does it seem like we have a drunk/perverted admin gone rogue today?

Drew? Is that you?
2014-01-13 03:05:09 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis.  Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow."  Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.

This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.

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Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW

(checks UR) oh hell no
2014-01-13 03:03:02 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penises

She's watching you. NSFW

fark YOU
2014-01-13 02:56:50 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.

Tuck in those curtains, ladies.

You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?

/oh nevermind
2014-01-13 02:55:18 PM  
1 vote:
Probably a mixture of fear and wonderment.  Fear that it will hurt and wonder if it won't.
2014-01-13 02:45:35 PM  
1 vote:
I have a larger penis, in that it is larger than some things. Many things in fact. It's probably larger than more things, than it is smaller than.
2014-01-13 02:35:35 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."

"Look at the dick on that one, I bet his car is a piece of shiat."
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