redflag: wxboy: Women who have large penises and spend time looking at naked men are actually gay crossdressing men. FYI.Uh oh, someone never learned that a pronoun refers to the last relevant noun used. While not a great sentence, subby is still technically correct in his/her/its usage of "they"/the best kind of correct!
lordjupiter: Ladies, my eyes are up HERE.
miss diminutive: Attention Whore of Babylon: Well, sure I'd spend more time looking at a picture of guy with a larger penis. Though my though process would probably entail something like, "Is that real?" and "Ow." Not really the sort of thing most men assume I'd be thinking about.This. If they're on the large size of the spectrum most of my staring is a result of trying to do quick math in my head, wondering where it'll fit.
miss diminutive: Seeing as how often I have the opportunity to stare at groups of naked men and compare them against each other is pretty remote, I find the results of the study pretty meaningless.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A team of biologists found that women spend more time looking at naked men if they have larger penisesShe's watching you. NSFW
letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Drink microbrewery beer3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
quickdraw: here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.Tuck in those curtains, ladies.You do know its not labia size that determines the tightness of vaginal contractions right?/oh nevermind
JackieRabbit: Inasmuch as women don't usually see the package until they have decided they want the guy, this study has no validity.
EdgeRunner: Are they looking at them by choice? Or are over-endowed men just more confident about sending naked selfies to random coworkers, so they're looked at more because they're more common?/anyway, everyone knows it's not size that really counts, but presentation. Show a woman a nude pic, she might give it a glance or two. Grind your naked body against her car windshield while she's trying to pull out of the parking garage, she won't be able to stop staring.
here to help: While we spend more time looking at women with smaller vaginas.Tuck in those curtains, ladies.
here to help: letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years2. Drink microbrewery beer3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records5. Read books at Starbucks6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big MacWell at least your keyboard doesn't have the "atheism is a religion" key stuck anymore.
kvinesknows: Hey I know!All us male farkers send WIE to a farkette she can rate them all and then get back to us on who's is the largest and which one she finds most aesthetically pleasing.Any farkettes up for the task?\its for science
JoieD'Zen: Where are the pics of said penises?
gingerjet: This thread is worthless without pics.
SurfaceTension: No wonder I can't get a woman to even look my way.
calbert: Apr 8 2013pretty sure this is a repeat, but I don't have time to look now
Ringshadow: Speaking as someone who is five foot two: No. No, I really don't think so. You can't fit a semi truck in a single car garage. I know some women will disagree with me, of course, but I'll pass on Thunder the Wonder Horse.
letrole: A man who takes comfort in believing size doesn't matter also tends to:1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years- watch it plenty2. Drink microbrewery beer- prefer it over mainstream swill but prefer beer over about anything else3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac - i guess IF I watched japanese or children's cartoons it would be on my MAC4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records - my ears are shot from listening to motorhead in my youth so I can't tell the difference5. Read books at Starbucks - like books, can't stand coffee.6. Claim to prefer girls with small breasts - i actually do but it's because the larger ones get all saggy when they get close to my age...and some of them way earlier7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.- prefer not to shop there but, i've done it.8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises - only if i really have to cough.9. Ride a bike wearing spandex stretch trousers - if i owned any I probably would on a long ride. Instead it is basketball or running shorts.10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac - I'd rather have a qtr pounder but a big mac is ok...take out that extra piece of bread.
23FPB23: But ladies, it boils down to this: At that moment, are you more apt to be thinkingA) Gee I hope its not small.B)Gee I hope its not huge.C) other
Pocket Ninja: Yeah, but they're mocking looks. They're thinking to themselves, "Oh, jesus, look at this guy with his big dick, he probably thinks he's something special. Ha, fat chance. Oooh, there's a four-incher over there, I bet he's got some mad skills."
Wasilla Hillbilly: It matters to some. It doesn't have to matter to you. Enjoy what you have and others will too.
mayIFark: I didn't know women have penises, let along longer penises.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i44.tinypic.com image 400x500]Dude is has a huge tool.
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