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(Independent)   Ye Olde England, where criminals use ye olde guns   ( divider line
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2014-01-13 12:42:30 AM  
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2014-01-12 11:39:41 PM  
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wut guns?
2014-01-13 09:43:18 AM  
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mbillips: Saw an ad in Shotgun News awhile back. Somebody was taking antique (pre-1898) bolt-action magazine rifles, rechambering them for modern ammo (7.62 NATO) and selling them while emphasizing how they were untraceable and legal for felons to own. Never underestimate the avarice of assholes.

I found the man placing those ads...

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2014-01-13 02:22:37 AM  
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2014-01-13 01:28:53 AM  
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doglover: In one of its more irregular cases, a testicle containing a bullet was sent to NABIS by a surgeon who had removed it from a Jamaican man shot more than 12 year earlier.


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Well, either the bullet was removed 12 years ago; the Jamaican was shot more than 12 years ago and the bullet was only just removed; the testicle was removed 12 years ago and the bullet was only just now taken out; or the surgeon has had a shot Jamaican lingering in his ward for 12 years and just now realized it was due to a bullet lodged in his balls.
2014-01-13 01:06:58 PM  
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demaL-demaL-yeH: So? I want a trillion US dollars tax free.

If so, please start with trying for $100 tax free. If you get that, go for $1000.  If you get that try for $10,000 and so on.

At any time you get rejected, scream "WHY WON'T YOU COMPROMISE??????"
2014-01-13 08:30:36 AM  
1 vote:
Was it a Winchester?  DNRTFA

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2014-01-13 04:08:17 AM  
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ArcadianRefugee: The old England, as opposed to the new England. Which is not England at all.

/also, guinea pigs are not pigs. nor from Guinea. new or old.

Aye, right. Next you'll be telling me that pineapples aren't apples and that ham isn't really hamster meat.
2014-01-13 03:59:25 AM  
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jso2897: ZeroCorpse: I'd be okay with it if our "right to bear arms" only covered flintlocks, wheel locks, muzzle-loaders, etc. That would be fine. If you want to stock up on weapons that take 2 minutes to load, more power to you. Same goes for gangs. I'd probably be able to accept a world where gangs are armed with nothing more dangerous than a blunderbuss (which ain't exactly harmless, but isn't going to do much after the single shot).

My problem with modern firearms is the ability to fire so many bullets with so little effort, and the ease with which they are reloaded. If you have a guy hold you up with a flintlock, you have a chance to kick his ass if you can make him miss his only shot.

Yeah, sure, some gangs would have gatling guns, but that would just make it kind of hilarious to watch gangbangers pushing the thing around and feeding ammo into it.

I think the world would be better if all weapons were downgraded to those of 1680s pirates.

Yeah, that's what we want - the Crips and the Bloods, clambering around in the riggings, slashing at one another with cutlasses.

Part of me wants to start a social experiment where we get some influential rappers to start trading in their Glocks for blinged out flintlocks and cutlasses.
2014-01-13 01:51:28 AM  
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What a load of crap.  Everyone knows that there is no gun crime in the United Kingdom.  Their strict gun laws eliminated all gun crime.  Duh.
2014-01-13 12:44:43 AM  
1 vote:
This can mean only one thing:

Time-traveling murderer!

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