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(Huffington Post)   OK, Farkers. Aaron Paul just raised the bar for making an impression on your significant other   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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Rapmaster2000
2014-01-12 03:20:01 PM  
4 votes:

GBB: Rapmaster2000: Meh.  Kind of an OK song.  I went to a wedding where the first dance was "Candy" by Morphine.  That was an odd choice.

Went to a wedding where the DJ "accidentally" played Brick by Ben Folds instead of Brick House by The Commodores.   Common mistake.


My cousin married her former teacher 20+ years her senior.  I really wanted to request "Don't Stand So Close To Me".
s2s2s2
2014-01-12 03:26:01 PM  
3 votes:
Look at your wife. Now look at Aaron Paul's wife. Now look at your bank account.
stampylives
2014-01-12 05:31:00 PM  
2 votes:

theflatline: He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.


what a coincidence... 20 years ago, my fiancee who worked at a daycare center broke things off right before our wedding.

also, she had oral herpes.
thisisyourbrainonFark
2014-01-12 03:35:36 PM  
2 votes:
Hope her dad doesn't become so despondent over her fate that it causes a plane crash.
GBB
2014-01-12 03:30:59 PM  
2 votes:

s2s2s2: Look at your wife. Now look at Aaron Paul's wife. Now look at your bank account.


Now look back at me.
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GBB
2014-01-12 03:18:09 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Meh.  Kind of an OK song.  I went to a wedding where the first dance was "Candy" by Morphine.  That was an odd choice.


Went to a wedding where the DJ "accidentally" played Brick by Ben Folds instead of Brick House by The Commodores.   Common mistake.
GBB
2014-01-12 03:13:50 PM  
2 votes:
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"He's so handsome"
ucan'tcmee
2014-01-12 03:10:57 PM  
2 votes:
That's Beauty, biatch!
Tax Boy
2014-01-12 07:52:00 PM  
1 vote:
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PullItOut
2014-01-12 05:03:25 PM  
1 vote:

quo vadimus: theflatline: He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.

Fark isn't the place to sell your screenplay.


Also, if you'd owned an Alfa Romeo you'd probably know how to spell it.
quo vadimus
2014-01-12 04:38:10 PM  
1 vote:

theflatline: He has nothing on me.

I met a girl out years ago, who was on her bachelorette party.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot.  It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities.  As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.


Fark isn't the place to sell your screenplay.
timelady [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-01-12 03:56:54 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, but Farkers would do the song "I know a song that would get on your nerves"

/ It is the Fark way
Theory Of Null
2014-01-12 03:40:29 PM  
1 vote:
putang makes you do crazy things. comparable to cocaine and meth, not quite bath salt crazy unless of course your doing all three at  the same time then party on.
vodka
2014-01-12 03:12:13 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like kind of a cool guy. I will feel sorry for him when she cheats.
 
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