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(Amazon)   For this price these sneakers better come with wings that let me fly   ( divider line
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9141 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2014 at 12:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-11 12:51:23 PM  
4 votes:
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2014-01-11 01:49:30 PM  
2 votes:
Man, I'm glad my feet are size 11.5....
2014-01-11 01:13:38 PM  
2 votes:
Not Prime eligible, not interested.
2014-01-11 12:45:34 PM  
2 votes:

groppet: You think for that price shipping would be free

Or they could build the factory around me and make them from scratch. Either way, really.
2014-01-11 02:31:30 PM  
1 vote:

InterruptingQuirk: This is a repeat of the hundred times^100 someone else has noticed Amazon's pricing system getting a hiccup. Old story is old.

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2014-01-11 01:31:54 PM  
1 vote:
Doesn't qualify for Amazon Prime shipping so I ain't getting it.
2014-01-11 01:11:38 PM  
1 vote:

sifr: albert71292: I've never paid over $60 for a pair of shoes!

I have, many times. When you have feet as freakishly wide as mine, shoes that fit are worth every penny of their price. (my record so far is $240 for cycling shoes)

Yeah, just stick to the carpool with 19 of your friends.
2014-01-11 01:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
I figured for $886,833,152,075.00 I would be getting the shoes of god himself. Thoughts of Run faster! Jump higher ! So i impulse bought these. But no it just wasn't so. After only a few hours I decided these were not the shoes for me. So then I remembered something from my early child hood watching bugs bunny cartoons...God spelt backwards is Dog! These are not the shoes of gods, they are chew toy shoes for dogs! Rex loves them. Unfortunately I can not merit spending another $886B on another pair for him to chew on as they only lasted a few hours before falling completely apart. The clean up was a mess...
2014-01-11 12:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
Submitted a review.
2014-01-11 12:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
Flight? Pfft. I'd better be able to teleport wearing these motherfarkers.
2014-01-11 12:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
You think for that price shipping would be free
2014-01-11 12:42:15 PM  
1 vote:

HighZoolander: albert71292: I've never paid over $60 for a pair of shoes!

The size 10s are only $94 - I'm not sure the extra inch is worth $886 million or so, but I'm not really into shoes, so...

For the price difference, I would rather have surgery to make my feet smaller.
2014-01-11 12:37:56 PM  
1 vote:
No free shipping?  It's not worth the cost.
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