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(Contact Music)   Proof that the crazy apple doesn't fall far from the tree: Whitney Houston's 20 year old daughter is marrying her brother   ( contactmusic.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Whitney Houston, daughters, brothers, public address, TMZ, Woody Allen  
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2014-01-11 12:58:42 PM  
3 votes:
Bobbi Kristina Brown has confirmed this week that she and her adopted brother have gone all Woody Allen and decided to marry into the family, announcing that they are married and that they intend to tie the knot properly in the near future.

I stopped after this sentence. There's two MAJOR things wrong with it:

A) For the millionth time, Woody Allen did not marry anyone related in any way to him. He never married Mia Farrow which means her adopted daughter means nothing to him. Therefore, not the same.

B) The second part of the sentence says that they are both married and 'intending' to get married. Which is it, morons?!
2014-01-11 05:26:09 PM  
1 vote:
I always thought that Woody Allen was creepy and highly neurotic and I never liked his movies. But I don't have much of an opinion about his wife. It was certainly kind of weird to hook up with a 21-year-old when he was, what? 50 or 55? And very mean to Mia Farrow to dump her like that, but as for the rest of it......if you love somebody, you love them. And apparently they did.
2014-01-11 01:44:09 PM  
1 vote:
Two people, not actually related, are getting married.  Move along, nothing to see here.
2014-01-11 01:22:48 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it is a good way to keep the money in the family.   which, in America, is everything.
2014-01-11 12:35:28 PM  
1 vote:
marrying  her brother some guy who's lived in the same house since he was 12.

fixed that for ya, subtard.
2014-01-11 12:16:36 PM  
1 vote:
adopted brother

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