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(Oregon Live)   Pimp sues Nike for $100 million because there was no warning label in the Jordans he wore when he stomped the shiat out of a john that refused to pay his ho. That brother's got no sole   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Jordan shoes, warning labels, blood-borne disease, Multnomah County  
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2014-01-11 07:13:14 AM  
2 votes:
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to smack a biatch?
2014-01-11 06:33:48 AM  
2 votes:

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: fusillade762: Revmachine21: Oregon's been delivering the good stuff this week.

There was one about a couple who tried to pay their dinner tab with meth. When the woman had 16 ounces of it in her purse. And they had a meth lab in their hotel room. I submitted it but it didn't go green.


It even had some choice mugshots.

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There was also the guy who fought off over a dozen cops WHILE MASTURBATING in a bar.

...if ever there was an opportunity to say "beat off" instead of "fought off"...
2014-01-11 02:52:35 AM  
2 votes:
Personally I think he should sue Don King for making him think that it was legal for a man with insane hair to stomp someone to death.
2014-01-11 12:56:41 AM  
2 votes:
Clardy wrote that he's tried to starve himself and kill himself multiple times.

Better luck next time.
2014-01-11 12:01:22 AM  
2 votes:
Convicted criminal representing himself vs a multi-billion dollar corporation? Yeah, could go either way.


2014-01-11 08:44:44 AM  
1 vote:
And yes I know it doesn't work like that, but I know how jailhouse lawyers think. The man's pissed and has 100 years to figure out a new way out. That's his sole purpose.
2014-01-11 03:07:23 AM  
1 vote:
well, doesnt this story beat all
2014-01-11 03:02:58 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Personally I think he should sue Don King for making him think that it was legal for a man with insane hair to stomp someone to death.

fun fact,  Don King is a convicted murderer
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