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2014-01-10 03:16:22 PM  
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2014-01-10 03:22:00 PM  
And I will love him, and squeeze him, and I will call him Sarah
2014-01-10 03:28:49 PM  
wow.  so politician. very irrelevant.  idiot factor = 100.
2014-01-10 03:34:05 PM  
Try to claim this one is illegitimate Karl! Look at that face, tell him he's illegitimate Karl, TELL HIM
2014-01-10 03:43:31 PM  
"This should have been my V.P. candidate."
2014-01-10 04:20:11 PM  
I did not abandon my old dog because it was old and disfigured in a car crash.
2014-01-10 04:20:21 PM  
"Getting a puppy makes you feel young again. Why I feel almost 70"
2014-01-10 04:21:17 PM  
"Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I pooped a puppy, but what I can't get is the darn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a poop covered puppy running around my office and I don't know what to name it."
2014-01-10 04:21:51 PM  
If it's good enough for Mitt....
2014-01-10 04:22:18 PM  
I think he's just keeping me around for spare parts.

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2014-01-10 04:22:53 PM  
Dog thinking... "Where's that biatch MacLachlan when you need her?"
2014-01-10 04:24:15 PM  
Dogs.  Lots of Dogs.
2014-01-10 04:24:25 PM  
Mah friens, meet mah new frien, mah friens.
2014-01-10 04:27:02 PM  
America, I swear to you, this time I will get you a better VP candidate!
2014-01-10 04:27:29 PM  
If Bob Dole isn't too old for a dog than neither am I.
2014-01-10 04:28:29 PM  
"I am so going to pee on the rug."
2014-01-10 04:28:40 PM  
"I really gotta shiat."
2014-01-10 04:33:14 PM  
This isn't what I meant when I asked for a brown biatch
2014-01-10 04:34:59 PM  
My liver spots are the same color as 'Sarah's fur!
2014-01-10 04:36:40 PM  
Just take the picture, I've got important puppy stuff to do...

And I'd imagine the puppy does too.
2014-01-10 04:41:00 PM  
Those Gypos are always throwing in dogs with the deal.
2014-01-10 04:42:00 PM  
"DON'T LET HIM EAT ME!" - The puppy
2014-01-10 04:42:13 PM  
McCain: "I named him Veep so I can be satisfied when I rub his nose in it for shiatting on my campaign.  I mean carpet."

(dang, some of the best ones in here didnt enable voting.)
2014-01-10 04:43:12 PM  
Rather have Harper.  Rather have Harper.  Rather have Harper.
2014-01-10 04:49:07 PM  
The McCain house will have two beds that smell like piss tomorrow morning
2014-01-10 04:58:16 PM  
"Come on, boy. Say it. 'Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark Iran.'"
2014-01-10 05:01:00 PM  
"If I ever call you a c*nt, just remember I call all the dogs in my life that."
2014-01-10 05:03:34 PM  
"Now I have a machine-groomed dog. Ho. ho. ho."
2014-01-10 05:04:06 PM  
"You got pretty floppy ears for a cat, Pussers."
2014-01-10 05:07:45 PM  
"You gotta go outside and take a big Obama?
2014-01-10 05:22:12 PM  
"In honor of my days in Vietnam, I'll name you Lunch."
2014-01-10 05:24:11 PM  
"Remember. It's not Portuguese Water Dog. It's Pussy Water Dog."
2014-01-10 05:32:29 PM  
"Sweetest puppies we've had in our house since Meghan left home."
2014-01-10 05:38:22 PM  
now taking bets on who will live longer
2014-01-10 05:45:26 PM  
I was told there would be snausages
2014-01-10 05:49:26 PM  
"When I was a POW, I would have slow-cooked you."

/one aisle seat, please
2014-01-10 05:58:12 PM  
Freeloading animal living off McCain welfare! Let it find a job and help pay the rent and food bill!
2014-01-10 06:06:03 PM  
"No cages for you, boy... I swear... no cages for you..."
2014-01-10 07:05:15 PM  
"So I was following Mitt Romney to a fundraiser in my convertible, and all the sudden this puppy just fell into my lap."
2014-01-10 07:07:52 PM  
"Hey little buddy, in dog years, I'm only about 14 years older than you!"
2014-01-10 07:08:55 PM  
One of these two does nothing more than pee, poop, eat and take a nap.  The other is a dog.
2014-01-10 07:23:20 PM  
"He does nothing but eat, sleep and shiat on the Persian rugs. We're like brothers."
2014-01-10 11:10:46 PM  
"I can sneak you into the movies in my cheek pouch."
2014-01-10 11:55:29 PM  
McCain: "You stay with me. You're the pick of the litter."
His assistant: "Are you sure you want to go through with this, sir? You do have a very full wardrobe as it is."
McCain: "Yes, but not completely full. You see...
Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks goooood

See my vest! See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest...
2014-01-11 12:07:11 AM  
"I wonder if the libs will get upset because I adopted one that wasn't white."
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