mutterfark: People do this? I thought that was just a song by Crystal Gayle.
99.998er: So how much will it cost to get her eyebrows switched back?[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x337]
Canton: Not the sort that apparently makes you scream.FTA: Ms Farrell says that during the procedure she screamed and the surgeon told her not to scream as it 'could cause things to go wrong'
Radak: Panama... Slicing up eyes... sticking foreign objects in the cornea... Yeah, sounds like a fantastic idea.'I was so determined to get the surgery nothing rang alarm bells for me - nothing obvious.''When I woke up I saw black. I panicked. I thought if my vision goes, my life will be over.' However, the blackness she saw was only caused by the bandaged surgeons had placed over her eyes.You're not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
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