KingKauff: I read the article multiple times and never once did I see mention of beer. Canned water, yes, but no beer.
red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.
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Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that knows that beer exists in another universe.Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.
Sybarite: the truck's driver pointed to his haul and shouted out, "It's beer! It's all beer!"Coor's Banquet, in case you were wondering"Okay, and what kind of beer are you hauling?!?"
Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.
red5ish: Germany has laws about beer and I think the Germans are farking right. BEER.
EdgeRunner: Lt. Cheese Weasel: red5ish: Coors is water that know that beer exists in another universe.Can someone interpret this for me, I don't potato.Oh stewardess, I speak drunk. He says that perhaps there's another universe where the substance that they call "water" is the same substance that we call "Coors beer". So apparently that universe is exactly the same as our universe. It's not much of a theory, really.
fireclown: red5ish: Germany has laws about beer and I think the Germans are farking right. BEER.The beer purity laws are dumb, and limiting. It's why the Belgians make better beer.
Mikey1969: Moreau and the driver quickly grabbed can after can of the beer-Coor's Banquet, in case you were wonderingAnd Journalism sinks even deeper....1. It's just "Coors". Even though it says "Banquet Beer", literally NOBODY calls it that.2. The company is named COORS, the founder was Adolph COORS. The proper possessive would be Coors'I agree with the other posters that I'm not really sure that this counts as "beer" either.
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