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(ABC News)   It's panties AND a sex toy. Genius   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2014-01-10 11:19:09 AM  
6 votes:
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2014-01-10 12:20:29 PM  
5 votes:
Sex Toy Built Into Panties Creates Buzz

Better headline
2014-01-10 12:27:23 PM  
3 votes:
Yes, but the Android interface is ad driven so while you are pleasuring yourself or another, you get ads. Not just stupid car insurance ads but ads from the sex toy maker.
"You've been enjoying our Buzz Buzz for 30 days. Time to upgrade to Turbo Buzz Buzz!"
"Until you upgrade to Turbo Buzz Buzz, your rocks will never be truly off"
"Buy Turbo Buzz Buzz or will e-mail everyone in your contact list these pictures we've been taking. Yeah. We can do that. Next time, read the EULA."
2014-01-10 12:34:18 PM  
2 votes:
New Shimmer is both a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

2014-01-10 03:36:17 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-01-10 03:28:08 PM  
1 vote:
Hmm, I see a new angle on speed dating here... You have control of my panties for five minutes, lets see what you can do....
2014-01-10 02:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
I'm wearing my wife's pair, right now.
2014-01-10 12:51:31 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Eugenides: Cheron: Imagine  if it was just panties or sex toy definitely like "and" better.

I kind of like the idea of the phone app as long as it is more than on or off.  This could be the mix tape of the new century. "honey, spent all day coming up with a new play list"

Been around for years.  http://www.geek.com/mobile/the-toy-a-bluetooth-enabled-vibrator-13745 6 3/

Except when you get a cell call, your bluetooth kicks on and voices start coming out of her cooch...
2014-01-10 12:36:59 PM  
1 vote:

Mell of a Hess: Sex Toy Built Into Panties Creates Buzz

Better headline

Paging the ModMins.... please pick up the Repeat Tag....
2014-01-10 12:23:52 PM  
1 vote:
So much win in that article:
Mad Men's" eager-beaver copywriter, discovered the erotic pleasures ....
the "electrosizer"-cum-"rejuvenator" (who wants to  rejunvenate cum?)
intimacy chasm
"Sexuality is a fluid concept..." (sticky sticky fluid)
"It provides the pleasure of a man, without the man."
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