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(Big News Network)   FDA: Improper use of laxatives can cause problems, skid marks   ( bignewsnetwork.com) divider line
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2014-01-10 10:15:18 AM  
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Just takes the right undies.
2014-01-10 10:16:25 AM  
Try fiber. It's cheaper, more reliable, and tastier than laxatives.
2014-01-10 10:18:50 AM  
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2014-01-10 10:28:20 AM  
Well no shiat Sherlock.
2014-01-10 11:40:17 AM  
So, what are they going to do? Is everything going behind the counter?
2014-01-10 01:43:47 PM  
Well, if you're going to dump this shiat on me now...
2014-01-10 04:04:34 PM  
Once, I happened to be reading the label of a bottle of laxitive suppositories. I warned about the possibility of dependence, and I pondered how farked it must be to be addicted to laxative suppositories.
2014-01-11 12:07:52 PM  

My uncle emigrated to Canada from Hungary in the 60s (when he was 16-17). He couldn't read, write, speak or understand English but his social worker found a Hungarian speaking family for him to stay with. He came home one Friday and there was a note on the table that they'd gone out of town for a family emergency but would be back Monday or so. He got hungry, started looking around, found a chocolate bar and ate the entire thing. EX-LAX Bar.

He said that after living in the bathroom all weekend... when they came back Monday he begged them to teach him English.
2014-01-11 12:27:04 PM  
Having just gone through a "bowel prep" before surgery, I can't understand why anyone would willingly take laxatives.  Maybe the other ones on the counter aren't as bad as what they had me take (Magnesium Citrate), but it's an experience I hope I never have to do again in my life.
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