IdBeCrazyIf: Scheller apparently concealed the stolen items in his body cavity as the officer was approaching the scene of the crash. This guy should do webcam shows if he can shove that much up his ass in less than 30 seconds
calbert: ...and a partridge in a pear tree
KarmicDisaster: What are the rings for?
Headso: subby catapulting the propaganda calling a drug that kills people marijuana.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ And a gerbil in a paper towel roll ♫
vudukungfu: It's a repeat but a socket set?Metric or SAE?Details, man!
Zombalupagus: "... four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 ladies rings."[i.imgur.com image 300x168]Impressed.
blindio: And we were worried about a finger.
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