jgilb: GalFriday: Mirandized: My soon-to-be 3 year old miniature schnauzer will eat raw veggies including green beans, broccoli, carots, tomatoes, cauliflower, leaf lettuce (has to be crisp) spinach and corn. I have to watch giving him too much corn, because it comes out just as it goes in. He also eats fresh (not canned) mandarin oranges and fried apples. he doesn't care for raw apples. If you give him any of this with meat he will eat the meat first, and then what's left.My three year old miniature schnauzer will not eat broccoli or carrots or (surprisingly) peanut butter. He loves fruit and will eat green beans. If I have him a bowl of fruit and broccoli, he will eat all of the fruit and leave the broccoli.Love my Schnauzer. Great personalities and very intelligent.I let her lick my dinner plates after I'm done and a couple of nights ago I was a little slow in putting it on the floor and she came over and tapped me on my leg with her paw to letme know to get my shiat together.
ipxodi: libranoelrose: porterhouse and a t bone, with a cigar and scotchbecause my dog is an AmericanThe rule in my house is that when making a martini, the dog gets an olive. (or he sulks)/ He's an 80lb German Shepherd.// Also goes completely bonkers for oranges.
dolphkhan: My neighbor's dog used to beg for broccoli. I mean, I really like broccoli, but this fella would *beg* for it. Weird farking dog.
GalFriday: ...That sounds like my little guy. He sleeps with me. Last night I was propped up on pillows reading a book and he put a paw on my Kindle and nosed me because I had inadvertently grabbed HIS pillow when I made my pillow prop and so I leaned up and he pulled on his pillow until he got it out of the pile. Then he flops down with a big sigh, like, "Woman, you know better than to mess with my pillow. Get it together biatch."
elvindeath: My dog just seems to want to eat paper towel and frozen turds.
DanZero: The number of years that annoying meme has been on fark?
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