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(Orlando Sentinel)   Pregnant woman attacks roommate in argument over butter   ( divider line
    More: Florida, pregnancy, Jennifer Feagley, Patricia Marson, roommates, schizoaffective disorder, butter, Volusia County  
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3322 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2014 at 5:29 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-10 12:14:11 AM  
5 votes:
I can't believe it.
2014-01-10 12:25:11 AM  
3 votes:
So, it was assault... and buttery?
2014-01-10 06:33:29 AM  
2 votes:
It's sad how the mentally ill in this country have been margarinalized.
2014-01-10 09:06:58 AM  
1 vote:

GungFu: styckx: They sound fat

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This one looks trans fat.

And margarinally crazy.
2014-01-10 07:44:39 AM  
1 vote:

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2014-01-10 07:38:58 AM  
1 vote:

Son of Thunder: Mirandized: How the f*ck does the state allow a single, insane person to reproduce. They will only end up taking it away from her after it's born, and probably give it to a foster parent who is the only person on the face of the earth that is more dangerous to the child's health than the mother.

/did I cover everything?

Put in something blaming an American political party, and I think that covers pretty much all the bases. Good work.

Thanks, Obama!
2014-01-10 07:14:05 AM  
1 vote:
Ginger snaps.
2014-01-10 07:13:15 AM  
1 vote:
Anyone already point out..

2014-01-10 06:56:24 AM  
1 vote:
It's too bad this didn't happen in Land O'Lakes, Florida.
2014-01-10 06:00:15 AM  
1 vote:
Everything tastes better with Blue Bonnet on it, including kitchen appliances.

/Barely read the article
//Had to hurry to make my own butter commercial remark
2014-01-10 05:58:00 AM  
1 vote:
A pregnant schizo; someone literally stuck their dick in crazy.
2014-01-10 05:54:45 AM  
1 vote:

gamergirl23: she's an unmedicated schizophrenic

Most women are about 1 week a month.
2014-01-10 05:31:28 AM  
1 vote:
¿Por qué?
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