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2014-01-10 03:57:55 AM  
5 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Oh boy work will be fun tomorrow. I work for American Water, and my office handles Kanawha Valley

You sound awful.  You really shouldn't go to work when you've got a cold.  Take a sick day.
2014-01-10 12:12:47 AM  
4 votes:
Has Rep. Joe Barton apologized to the company for over regulation yet?
2014-01-10 11:53:48 AM  
2 votes:
Is that Freedom Industries?
Yeah man!
Well turn it up man!
2014-01-10 11:28:29 AM  
2 votes:

WTFDYW: Came to this thread figuring it would be full of anti coal, anti natural gas derp.

/leaving satisfied

Mr. Massey, glad to see you joined us.
2014-01-10 04:53:12 AM  
2 votes:
Coal, you mean like powers electric cars?
2014-01-10 03:53:07 AM  
2 votes:
"...after a leak at Freedom Industries"

Of farking course.
2014-01-10 03:51:59 AM  
2 votes:
Water? You mean, like, from the toilet?
2014-01-09 11:00:53 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus. Who needs Al Qaeda?
2014-01-10 03:08:58 PM  
1 vote:

TDWCom29: People in WV totally offended people think this is the about the coal industry.

WV journalist at a presser about the spill

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I really hate Hoppy Kercheval. I do have to give him credit though. He has a fantastic radio voice for having Don Blankenship's little Donny in his mouth all day.
2014-01-10 02:25:15 PM  
1 vote:

tallen702: DBSmiley: tallen702: Right. We just misunderstood what you were saying.

I'm from South Hills (though living in Indiana at present), so I know the area.

Cool, same here, except living in MD. GW alum I assume?

Wow, I think there's mor GW alum here than came to my 10 year reunion
2014-01-10 10:45:03 AM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: Came to this thread figuring it would be full of anti coal, anti natural gas derp.

/leaving satisfied, having contributed nothing to the conversation

2014-01-10 09:37:51 AM  
1 vote:
" 4-Methylcyclohexane Methanol, is not toxic but is harmful if swallowed."

 That's a definition of non-toxic that I was previously unaware of
2014-01-10 09:20:04 AM  
1 vote:

utah dude: utah dude: utah dude: can someone please read the article and tell me what the chemical is?

oh wait, it's  4-METHYL-1-CYCLOHEXANEMETHANOL, not4-Methylcyclohexane methanol . chesses, people, would you phuqeing please pay attention in the nomenclature section of O-chem?
or better yet use some sorta IUPAC naming.
1-(hydroxymethyl)-4-methylcyclohexane even better.

I prefer a nice trivial name, like Miracle West Virginia Froth Magic™

With all the adverse clinical effects, it must cure something.

I'm off to West Virginia with a big supply of bottles and labels, staying one step ahead of the patent trolls who want royalties on this toxic shiat and get the ad agency on the phone to buy time on the national news shows where all good pharmaceuticals are flogged.
2014-01-10 07:00:11 AM  
1 vote:

Peki: //showed up to work once to federal officers holding loaded M4s. That was an interesting day.

Because normally they are unloaded??

Heh, yeah, okay that was unnecessary (and not like I could tell anyway, really). I couldn't remember if they were holding them up and aiming, or pointed down at the floor in a ready, but don't want to shoot anyone accidentally pose, so I may have just been going for "ready and alert". Dunno the adjectives for the positions.

Let it henceforth be known as 'The Freedom Position'!
2014-01-10 04:25:03 AM  
1 vote:

jmr61: Have many family members in Kanawha County. They're not having a good time with this.  Thanks coal industry.

This post is not a repeat from the last 150 years.
2014-01-10 04:12:27 AM  
1 vote:
Are they absolutely sure you can use it to put out fires?  Because if they are close enough to fracking country, then it may not work for that, either.
2014-01-10 12:29:51 AM  
1 vote:
Sure as hell ain't for bathin'
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