ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Being able to reach your junk endorses masturbation
ArcadianRefugee: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Being able to reach your junk endorses masturbation[global3.memecdn.com image 480x332]
Cagey B: ArcadianRefugee: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Being able to reach your junk endorses masturbation[global3.memecdn.com image 480x332]The T-Rex is terrifying enough that it could have coerced smaller dinosaurs into giving it handies at will. Which is pretty funny to imagine, so I guess your graphic is correct after all.
ArcadianRefugee:  Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation.a) how?b) so what?
edmo: ArcadianRefugee:  Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation.a) how?b) so what?Mormons absolutely freak about masturbation. It's not allowed. They counsel their youth about it constantly, even giving them stupid advice like "don't look at yourself." Your local stake Bishop will quiz you twice a year about whether you been masturbating. I don't know what happens once they get married.But that's where the sign comes from.
TuteTibiImperes: Remember that whole kerfuffle back in the Clinton administration when Madeleine Albright suggested that teaching about masturbation during sex ed
TuteTibiImperes: at least we've come pretty far on that front.
I_Am_Weasel: It's history.Hundreds of years ago in order to curb the behaviour of homosexuality led to flogging. Lots and lots of flogging. Flogging all day. Flogging all night.
dj_bigbird: I thought marriage (in general) led to masturbation.
Lsherm: Man I dated a woman in college who was fascinated with giving handjobs. Loved giving them more than having sex, I think. She took it as a point of personal pride every time I came, like it was a gold star for her doing well on an assignment. And she would dole them out anywhere - in the back of a van on a road trip, our elevator, single-use restrooms, at a game under a coat - anywhere. We broke up after a few months, and when I went back to, uh, self-service, I really disappointed myself.Unfortunately, she's the only woman I've ever met who had a thing about it./I've completely forgotten what my point was.
TuteTibiImperes: Remember that whole kerfuffle back in the Clinton administration when Madeleine Albright suggested that teaching about masturbation during sex ed classes might help cut down on STD transmission and unwanted pregnancies?
Somacandra: FTFA: And just as the bigots of the '50s and '60s were trounced by the president, so, too, will Utah's doltish homophobes surely be rebuffed by President Barack Obama if need be. Still, the Utah insurrection raises an uncomfortable point about the limits of judicial power in the United States. Our federal courts are given very few means to enforce their rulings. Judge Robert Shelby has no army and no police force to insist that Utah follow his order and defend against those who would sabotage it; he has only his own capital-and the executive.Apart from the confusing term "capital," (social capital?) this is a bit alarmist. I disagree with the views the event promoted but this is not an "insurrection." I see no one wielding arms of force. This is a fierce protest to be sure, but the event he's referring to seems well within First Amendment cultural norms. I'm no lawyer, but this hardly reaches the level of "fighting words" or "imminent danger." They are calling on sheriffs to take action, certainly. There was also some sort of legal lecture on nullification that was the center of the presentation (according to the embedded video), and that is certainly political speech which had long enjoyed Constitutional protection.
Somacandra: I think you mean Dr. Joycelyn Elders, his nominee for Surgeon General.
ArcadianRefugee: [www.slate.com image 590x421]No, really, I'm curious about the chain of logic here. Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation.a) how?b) so what?Now, assuming that  is true Protect the children.a) o_O"Same-sex marriage endorses masturbation, which endangers children."That's some serious potato logic there.
netizencain: Wow, let's all comment about some shiat from 2006!
rynthetyn: Well, I think we may have actually reached the bottom of the barrel on stupid arguments.
Ant: rynthetyn: Well, I think we may have actually reached the bottom of the barrel on stupid arguments.You know what happens when you say things like that, don't you?
ArcadianRefugee: OK... I still don't get the chain of logic, though
Ant: If your form of masturbation actually does endanger children, please stop right now. You might be doing it wrong.
vernonFL: What is wrong with masturbation?
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