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(NJ.com)   Chris Christie staffers during today's press conference begging for your captions   ( photos.nj.com) divider line
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2014-01-09 03:40:40 PM  
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"Nailed it!"

/too easy
 
2014-01-09 03:48:32 PM  
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Thought bubbles from left to right:

Chick: "Where did I save my last version of my Resume?"
Chick: "shiat, I probably can't even keep this in my Resume?"
Chick: "I only had two years to retirement?"
Dude: "Oh shiat, we just bought that new house?"
Chick: "I'm an intern and didn't even get paid for this shiat."
Dude: "I wonder how much CNN pays for some juicy dirt?"
Dude: "I hated politics anyways"
Chick: "I'm glad I'm not considered part of the Governor's staff"
 
2014-01-09 03:50:08 PM  
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"Then I said, you said 'this is an all you can eat buffet'"
 
2014-01-09 03:55:37 PM  
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No! I do not have an exceptionally tiny index finger!
 
2014-01-09 03:59:34 PM  
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"You said Kelly and I were your BFFs.  I guess that makes you the king of broken promises"
 
2014-01-09 04:00:42 PM  
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"Baby made a boom-boom"
 
2014-01-09 04:01:48 PM  
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2014-01-09 04:07:56 PM  
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"Pooped my pants!"
 
2014-01-09 04:09:17 PM  
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2014-01-09 04:11:38 PM  
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2014-01-09 04:13:58 PM  
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Thanks Obama.
 
2014-01-09 04:15:08 PM  
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2014-01-09 04:17:43 PM  

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*runs screaming from thread*
 
2014-01-09 04:20:42 PM  

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I was going to say it looks like Hieronymus Bosch.
 
2014-01-09 04:22:40 PM  
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At least I got to meet Springsteen.
 
2014-01-09 04:24:41 PM  

Triumph: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 500x334]

*runs screaming from thread*


Every states' legislature should have a stretched bunghole room.  I applaud the Garden State for taking that first brave step stretch.
 
2014-01-09 04:30:23 PM  

Diogenes: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 500x334]

I was going to say it looks like Hieronymus Bosch.


That's because you're a smart, cultured person, capable of making witty and intelligent observations.  I, on the other hand, took a look at that picture and the only thing I could think of was "GIANT BUTTHOLE!!11!!1!"
 
2014-01-09 04:31:40 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: Diogenes: Doctor Funkenstein: [i595.photobucket.com image 500x334]

I was going to say it looks like Hieronymus Bosch.

That's because you're a smart, cultured person, capable of making witty and intelligent observations.  I, on the other hand, took a look at that picture and the only thing I could think of was "GIANT BUTTHOLE!!11!!1!"


Yeah, but teh funnay is how you get ahead here on Fark.
 
2014-01-09 04:41:57 PM  
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ALL: "He did not just f*cking say that, did he?"
 
2014-01-09 04:46:36 PM  
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2014-01-09 04:57:40 PM  
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Okay, that's like the fifth time he's been up to the buffet bar. Hope there will be something left when we get our turn.
 
2014-01-09 05:13:36 PM  
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Can we get some chairs over here?
 
2014-01-09 05:17:18 PM  
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Is that Mango on the far right? I always wondered what happened to him after the threesome with Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines didn't work out as planned.
 
2014-01-09 05:18:48 PM  
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So Christie's been speaking like for an hour already, so I'm just going to have a little puppet-show conversation between my hands.

"Hiya Lefty!"

"What's up, Righty?"
 
2014-01-09 05:19:59 PM  
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[VOICE OF TURKISH FROM THE MOVIE "SNATCH"]

"Now, all he's gotta do is..... stay down have a heart attack and die."

[CHRISTIE STARTS TALKING TO THE MEDIA]

"Now...... we are f*cked."

[/VOICE OF TURKISH FROM THE MOVIE "SNATCH"]
 
2014-01-09 05:24:22 PM  

Tax Boy: [img.fark.net image 620x395]

So Christie's been speaking like for an hour already, so I'm just going to have a little puppet-show conversation between my hands.

"Hiya Lefty!"

"What's up, Righty?"


*Funnied*
 
2014-01-09 05:28:10 PM  
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"If I'd known I was gonna be up here this long, I woulda had the side of fried chicken with that rack of ribs."
 
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2014-01-09 05:31:16 PM  
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Chick "I wonder If I have any frozen dinners in the fridge"
Chick "God I want to f*ck him"
Chick "He could have had sex with ME!"
Old Chick "Will I never be married?"
Guy " He could have had sex with me."
Chick "OMG I'M SO BORRRREEEDDDDDD"
Guy "I can't wait to have him inside me"
Guy "I can't wait to see him inside him."
 
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2014-01-09 05:34:44 PM  
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This picture is a reaction to Chris Christie flashing his flaccid penis to his staffers.
 
2014-01-09 05:41:36 PM  
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I hope I don't get fired before I can complete my transformation into Woody Harrelson.
 
2014-01-09 05:46:46 PM  
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Governor Christie's staffers are told which of them will be thrown naked into a pit
of starving dogs.  Trenton, NJ 1/9/14 (Tony Kurdzuk/The Star-Ledger)
 
2014-01-09 05:50:25 PM  
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What I actually said was "Don't forget to close the fridge."
 
2014-01-09 05:52:02 PM  

Stile4aly: [img.fark.net image 665x442]

I hope I don't get fired before I can complete my transformation into Woody Harrelson.


The love-child of Rick Scott and Woody Harrelson, that is.
 
2014-01-09 05:59:35 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: What I actually said was "Don't forget to close the fridge."


You win a +1
 
2014-01-09 06:04:23 PM  
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2014-01-09 06:13:42 PM  
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"Hello, Enron? Hello, NRA? Hello, American automakers? Whar is mah apology? Whar?"

 
2014-01-09 06:17:28 PM  
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When the Governor says "Pull my finger" you pull his goddamn finger!
 
2014-01-09 06:26:09 PM  
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Not Now!
I'm doing a press conference up here!
 
2014-01-09 06:27:34 PM  
 
2014-01-09 06:33:37 PM  

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"Nailed it!"

/too easy


"And AWWWWWAAAAYYYYYY WE GO!!!"
 
2014-01-09 06:37:23 PM  
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Wow.
Very Talking.
Much Lost Career.
So Resume
 
2014-01-09 06:43:18 PM  
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This sucks. I know! Let's play Christie Says!  Christie says: "Tilt your head!"

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You're out, Liz!

Liz:  . o O (Fark.)

Okay, now do hand puppets!

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You're out, Bob. I didn't say "Christie says."

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Bob: . o O ( Well, fark. )
 
2014-01-09 06:45:39 PM  
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I can't believe I only came in second in the Rick Scott Lookalike Contest.

 
2014-01-09 06:46:57 PM  
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Hey, this flag smells like bacon...

 
2014-01-09 07:06:39 PM  
For someone who has had bypass surgery, or whatever he had, he doesn't look to have lost much weight.
 
2014-01-09 07:19:51 PM  

tripleseven: For someone who has had bypass surgery, or whatever he had, he doesn't look to have lost much weight.


Perhaps they gave him a heart bypass instead, would explain a lot.
 
2014-01-09 07:25:04 PM  

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Win. I hereby award you the THREAD PRIZE,
 
2014-01-09 07:28:24 PM  

mrshowrules: "Then I said, you said 'this is an all you can eat buffet'"


Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?
 
2014-01-09 07:47:01 PM  
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I believe they got something in their past, some sin, some awful secret thing. A lot of people walking around out there already dead. They just need to be put out of their misery. That's where I come in. Fate's messenger.

 
2014-01-09 08:33:41 PM  
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"...shut that whole thing down."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
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